HONEST OFFICER, I JUST CLEAN MY EYEGLASSES WITH THAT VODKA..err that
LIQUID in the bottle in my glove compartment. I did't even KNOW it was VODKA!

I have a pal with VIRGO RISING and NEPTUNE rising in VIRGO smack on the rising point. She is NEAT TO DIE. She won't eat meat, it's not for TYPE A blood, no milk, no yogurt, she uses VODKA to clean everything as the late HANNAH KROEGER told her it beats listerine or any other purifier. I asked her, does one gargle vodka? She answered: I'M LAUGHING ...I never gargled w/100% vodka. I dip my toothbrush in/out ea use.
I clean toilet seat/counter tops w/it. It's used for wiping baby's mattress, etc. - sterilization.
I spray the fork/spoon first I wash it w/the sponge/soap, dry/then spray w/vodka/dry again.
I keep a 4 oz spray bottle in my purse. IF I eat out, I spray their silver before using it ...and, the rim of their
wine glass. It's great for cleaning my eye glasses - so it's in the glove compartment. I use diaper wipes onto which I've poured a modest amout of vodka for grocery cart handles, doors, and wipe toilet seat in public before sitting.
In kitchen, I do sinks, drainboards. EVERYTHING except lingerie! I can imagine the maid seeing all these vodka bottles going out weekly in the trash. So I send her a POME

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An open bottle of vodka
carried in any car
is a guaranteed traffic ticket
if the cop examines the jar.

Try telling him you clean glasses.
try telling him you're just neat!
I'm betting the cop laughs heartily
as he CARRIES YOU DOWN THE STREET!

I didn't know it was VODKA, officer!

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