SAFETY RULES FOR PARENTS AND CHILDREN
NEVER leave a toddler in a room with wires hanging around or while EATING FINGER FOODS. Or crawling around LAMP WIRES.
NEVER leave a sharp tool on a bed or sofa. Having pulled a cuticle massage tool out of my buttock, I do not recommend the loose tool habit.
NEVER leave a bucket of water (whether in garden or in room with mop) where BABY can get to. DAY I WROTE THIS: DEC 1, 2017 a l yr old drowned in one in LA CALIF.
TODDLERS CANNOT NAVIGATE STAIRS, all the time. Maybe they'll be OK 9 times out of ten, but there's that tenth time. What can we do? Toddler sized Railings are good but strong ones are costly to erect. If banister is solid, give him the training course just in case one day he gets away from you. If CONCRETE STAIRS exist near the home's exterior, lock that exit door. If you just can't as it leads to the back yard, carpet the steps with heavy, industrial carpet, glue-on firmly.. so that you can prevent the baby's instant death cracking cement but junior still may get a fatal hematoma on the brain just from the bump on the noggin.
ALL POTS ON STOVE GET HANDLES TURNED AWAY FROM THE COOK who is smart enough to get the hotpad to move toward them. Kids will reach up to see what's in the pot. If there is chocolate pudding cooking, scenting the house, stay right next to it.
SKATE BOARDING is dumb if you don't have massive hospital and surgical coverage. Tell your boys that hands are how we humans earn our living. One little fractured growth plate and that kid will never work a PC right again. You want to move fast and break everything? Stand out in traffic. You can do both and get some fresh air, too.And city will do body pick up out there.
BICYCLES are great fun. I know a very intelligent adult who is poor by choice, he really enjoys bicycling around the city of Los Angeles. 40 separate times he was hit by cars, many surgeries, many hospital stays and he's a bright guy. Or he was, the last S.U.V. left him flatter than a pancake. Senior eyes do not see the floating single figure in their rear view mirror. He zigged, she zagged, then she dragged. R.I.P. recreational bicyclist. That woman was insured to the max but my pal had no heirs. County Morgue.
NO GRANNIES NEED BABYSIT- CRAZY GRANNIES are the worst of all. If the woman ever had a history of hitting a child, your baby is better off in daycare in Rumania. Short tempered women are useless to children, they destroy them, emotionally and physically. But here's the thing; Even the kindest Granny can space out and junior can still end up face down in the toilet. They're dumb at that age, both of them, Seniors lose gray matter; encroaching ALZHEIMERS is rampant. Single mothers should just stay home & start a cottage industry & get welfare. Married mothers should stay home until junior's old enough for daycare. New parents need to live on DAD's salary with a super frugal lifestyle!
BABIES PERCHED NEAR WINDOWS DO NOT NEED A VIEW - A kid slips, he can fall through the glass and certainly through any screen devised by man. Interior shutters that lock firmly over BOTTOM half of the window are required. Junior wants a view of nature put on NAT'L GEO or HISTORY CHANNEL.
LICORICE AND COAXIAL CABLE WIRES LOOK STRANGELY ALIKE. All wires seem nicely chewable. Even ONE TOOTH can touch a copper wire.
THROAT CLOGGING FOOD CAN SUFFOCATE JUNIOR BEFORE HE MAKES A PEEP! Say you or the twit babysitter or granny are watching tv or are on the phone and he's eating FINGER FOOD. Smart adults inhale corners of toast, popcorn, celery chunks and die. Why wouldn't a baby? You won't hear him, either.
NO TODDLERS NEAR WATER, TUBS with water, TOILET WITH WATER. Drowning is number one cause of toddler death tied with AUTOS. Children have heat-sensing devices in their frontal lobes that can point them toward any pool, body of water, slippery gold fish pond and into it they will fall or slip or dive headfirst.
NO CORDS ON ANY CURTAIN OR VENETIAN BLIND - Strangling in cords happens a lot. Ask HOME DEPOT guy for the fix.
SIDEWALKS ARE NOT SAFE AS DOGS ARE OUT THERE. NEIGHBORS' HOMES ARE NOT SAFE as DOGS ARE THERE. GET IT? DOGS ARE NOT SAFE! That means no toddler or child goes out of your enclosed yard unaccompanied. And second, carry a club.And never let a child wander around a dog owner's house.
CHIMPS can take apart a kid as fast as they can take apart a pigeon. As a child I watched one do it. screaming, I watched. Monkey cages at the zoo can be traumatic.
HIKING AND CLIFF EDGES- You'd think nobody could go off that edge unless they were fall down drunk. Sober people go off edges all the time. AVOID EDGES. You want a VIEW get NATURE CHANNEL.Teens, no flip flops on any wet, rocky walk. But FF's are way better than leather sole which are SLIPPY as F---
NO BABIES IN CARS- Out of every l00 car trips you take, one will result in a bad accident with people hurt. The AUTOMOBILE is the greatest cause of infant /child death. Leave the baby home. Mothers should stay home. The safest place to put an infant in a carseat is backwards. A TODDLER can go frontwards. Best is ya'll stay HOME.
NO CHILDREN PLAYING UNSUPERVISED - Clubs, guns, bricks,rocks are all fatal weapons.
Automobile accidents, All-terrain vehicle (ATV) accidents, bike accidents, burns, scalding, falls, gun and firearm accidents, child abuse and neglect, shaken baby syndrome, defective products like car seats and strollers, brain destroying blows or falls, drowning and swimming pool accidents, dangerous household appliances or equipment, defective toys, electrocution from unsafe sockets and electrical products, household fires, flammable clothing, poisoning from household chemicals, strangulation, suffocation in cribs, dangerous conditions on public or private property, and playground accidents are all to blame unexpected deaths of thousands of babies a year.
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