TAKE THE MAGICAL
HOW
TO MAKE A WEBSITE SEMINAR (for NET NEWBIES)
as FINALLY, IDIOTS and small CHILDREN can NOW MAKE THEIR OWN WEBPAGE!
SEEK WEBMONKEY FOR KIDS TUTORIALS, also URLS that
COMPARISON SHOP webhosts. some are 5$ a month
for a website, the domaine name is free given
by your Webhost. You'll find list.
Or you
create "ADOPT_AFRICAN_BABY.COM or FEED AFRICA
or KIDLIFT dot com.
A charity you can run, now to get
those kids over to USA, giving
fundraiser parties, starting your
own charity.
SLUMDOG
MILLIONAIRE FILM CELADON productions,
the director/writer, paid its young actors between
700 and 2k in us dollars and then gave a Mumbai
CHARITY $726,000 U.S.cy. FOR the
STREET KIDS OF MUMBAI! And their film's stars.
WHOPEEE! 250,000 street KIDS /beggars/ waifs,
(estimates the United Nations) that's THREE BUCKS
for EACH KID, enough for a hot lunch! ONCE! That
FILM MADE 326 MILLION DOLLARS!!! THE STUDIO i.e.
DISTRIBUTORS, American corp "FOX SEARCHLIGHT"
pictures gave nothing to the city of Mumbai, its
street kids and needs an angry letter from you
shaking them up!
THE "HOW TO CREATE A CHARITY,
SALARY YOURSELF & GIVE A FUNDRAISER
This will
LAUNCH you into the Bigtime, networking with all the
CEOs in your city. What else is in your life that
would accomplish such networking altitudes for you?? Beatle
Paul's wife was nobody 'til she started
that Prosthetic Leg Charity. Because of it, he admired
then married her.
PLAN NOW TO EVOLVE YOUR COMMUNITY BEFORE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DEVOLVE. This IDEA is so SPELL BINDING, you CAN FILL ENDLESS, HAPPY,
PASSIONATELY INVOLVED HOURS WITH THIS
WORK (AFTER YOU LOSE YOUR JOB,) BE MIGHTILY
ENTERTAINED AND MAKE SOME SERIOUS MONEY TOO!
An ANIMAL
RIGHTS CHARITY, SMALL BUT JOLLY, A
FABULOUS, EASY START, hilarious parties with a
chicken motif to get birds out of cages, into RUNNING
FREE. Get you tons of publicity! PUhlenty of ORGANIC
RUN FREE FARMS exist. DO a documentary on them
While we're talking
DOCUMENTARY cover the TENT
CITIES
full of homeless families, in every major American
city. Do it as a tax free non profit and raise FUNDING
LEGALLY.
JOIN
PLAYWRIGHT EVE ENSLER with VDAY, in support of
CONGO RAPE VICTIMS.
WHEN YOU GET YOUR GROUP UP AND
RUNNING, DO NOT FORGET SENIORS!
HOMELESS DISCRIMINATION, ARREST, ALL
OVER USA MUST BE
STOPPED.
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EASY THINGS TO DO NOW:
1.) PARTY PARTY PARTY. Charge 5$ at
the door. SET UP A NON TAXABLE NON PROFIT CHARITY.
Call it, 'PARTY for a TENT CITY DOCUMENTARY
BUDGET" Call it' FEED THE BABIES, or VULTURE
SANDWICH.org or STREETBODIES.COM or ADOPT AN AFRICAN
ORPHAN DOT ORG. This is going to be fun and
setting up a charity is EASY! And, hey,
you single BEAUTIES? Raising funds at the
offices of big corps, meeting CEOS... showing up as
a CHARISMA GIRL? You will catch a hubby!
To
be Tax- legal, create your very own FOUNDATION STATUS.
It costs 80$ to run your group thru the SECRETARY OF
STATE office and another few bucks to your accountant
pal to get your CHARITY its NON PROFIT
TAX EXEMPT STATUS . OR create an
IMPORT from the THIRD WORLD
BUSINESS, Villagers make artisanry, you do the
DESIGN
UPGRADES & you get a lot of
deductible from taxes fun
travel. TO START up a
charity, an accountant will volunteer the
filling out of that form (as long as you use him for
the lifetime of the charity.) Another possibility, DRESS MANUFACTURING
CORPORATIONS will pay you to become an
ON SITE AGENT. ALSO a possibility is to PIGGIE BACK
on top of extant charities like George Clooney's,
DARFUR.ORG You get to party, meet celebs? Marry
well? Salary yourself for your work and RAISE CASH
...but charities...to me it doesn't do it. GIVE A
MAN A FISH tomorrow he needs another FISH. CREATE AN IMPORT/EXPORT tie
involving chatzkes, artisanry. A
BENIN HEAD, even a reproduction, is
worth a thousand bucks easy in USA TWICE that in
EUROPE. American INDIAN beaded vests, hanging
purses, worth ten times what you pay in EUROPE.
Euros are fat! American INDIANS cannot be had over
there!
While UNESCO BAZAAR and PEACE
CORPS are the
only charitable institutions that have done
ARTISANRY /decor/fashion IMPORT/ EXPORT for
humanitarian reasons, there's no reason that
wouldn't work with YOUR CHARITY. ROBERT REDFORD's HEROES
ORG teaches you how. Such work allows
you to target STARVING VILLAGES and send
fun/artistic people from the USA who are Bohemians,
ready for adventure. We have every race in USA,
enough blacks for Africa, enough Latinos for Latin
America, enough Philippinos in America for the
Philippines. People who blend in, speak the
language. That's important. You don't want the karma
of getting your international traveling agents hurt.
ANYBODY can go to Europe. You sell the artisanry in
Europe/USA and get ten times your capital investment
back, so that you can expand fast! Isn't that
motivation to do the following?
A. Get SECRETARY OF STATE in your CITY
HALL or state CAPITOL to give you charitable status
papers. Fill them out. Send them in. That's it. So easy.
B.
Get a website an ORG extension on it. 12$ a year often
no 15$ charge for a domain name. SEE THE HOW TO
DO INTERNET
THINGS
2.) Talk to local adoption agencies to
learn the rules about AIRLIFTING orphans from Africa or
Haiti. Forget about the TSUNAMI area as it's mostly
MUSLIM and they loathe us. Seek funding for the trip, the
air fare, and papers in Africa. You can use social workers
from colleges or DPSS to do the family investigation
papers, on a small fee basis.
3.)
Get a few celebs on your team. Celebs today often
have websites and blogs. We who live in L.A. bump into
celebs every few days, so NYC/ LA CHARITY CEOS..? Learn
the chic clubs, boutiques, cafes. Hit them daily just
window shopping, or just ordering a salad and tea. Very
pleasant. Business card goes right in front of the
celeb, "Courtney, we know you are spiritual you chant
daily, we run a kind of Peace Corps, we go to Africa and
get starving babies adopted by US childless couples. Could
you give us a statement for our masthead when you
have time?" You can phone it in". I was doing that when I
met Cheryl Ladd on Charlies set, getting mast head
signatures and she hired me to read palms at her party. So
they don't reject you! But then you don't stand
there being a problem to the celeb, say it clearly,
evenly, fast and MOVE ON! GET AWAY unless they stop you.
The pamphlet that goes with your biz card should be a
HORROR like THIS VULTURE PHOTO. I think VULTURE SANDWICH
has the right degree of horror as well as a youth factor.
Frankly, it sounds like a rock band!
When I
was 4 raising babies, I tried to do that Give Money each
month, adopt a poor kid thing? They give you an actual
PHOTO and letter from your child. That kind of thing
works. Photos of the latch key kids or whatever.
4.) WHAT COUNTRY NEEDS YOU? Determine the hotspots of famine or
drought by googling the NEWS.
THEN USE THE SEARCH FEATURE THERE. It's waaay more recent info
than PLAIN GOOGLE. And then check with SEC of STATE in
DC to see how safe it is to go to that place now.
However, More and MORE THIS COUNTRY NEEDS you! Learn
how to export AMERICAN
DESIGN
to EUROPE, very lucrative as EURO is fat!
5.)
Fly to Africa, show the government agency in charge
of trade, if that's what you plan or adoptions if that's
what you plan, show them all your papers, your website,
and then do what MADONNA did. Visit the asylums, collect a
lot of babies. Always carry a few government soldiers with
arms when you go into the hinterlands. They won't hurt you
if THEIR BOSSES like your work, see you carry no money,
and are going to BRING money back to their country, which
they expect will land in their hands. Especially if you
have members of press photo-ing you as you travel.
6.)
Become a LOBBYIST
in your State Capital as it pays six
figures. Then, expand to Wash DC for the big issues. New
laws, like Adoption being cheaper for middle class
parents to have babies, maybe from these starving,
African villages. Or Tsunami orphans. Your Org gets
volunteer Social workers, DPSS/ Welfare Workers to do
the family checks for rational rates.
Smack
a few of those balls into the bleachers, you will attract
other highly paid lobbying jobs as they come, make
millions a year. Another way --and this is foolproof, is
to "piggy back" in the door with extant lobbying firms.
NYC, Washington mostly. Then you just do your one issue,
OUT OF THEIR OFFICES. Tell them this is your plan. You
lobby for this issue and that's that! You will do their
work free on the side. Though they will offer to pay you
for other jobs once you're showing up as a person of
intensity.
7.) DELEGATE AUTHORITY. You can change the
future of suffering continents by getting people
involved with Africa. A.) MANLY MEN! Find a group of 50-60 year old MEN, guys
who are powerful hobbyist sportsmen, cricket players,
golf, week-end baseball players. Every neighborhood has
'em. Hidden treasure! NOBODY can make the planet obey,
make MATTER obey the human will like these guys.
Approached through their wives, maybe you meet
them at the ballgame or bowling or you meet them at
their own parties which wife invites you to. You talk to
the guys, get them to join in with their wives on a
series of fundraising CHARITABLE parties or social
FUNCTIONS that target homeless and starving and send the
money to a KNOWN CHARITY.
Slowly
you sell them on a more muscular level of First World to
Third World activity which only gets off the ground with
their leadership. Could be import/ export that is
also a private, for profit mini-Peace Corps. Here's how
you sell them
"JOE, you're the
MOTOR in this city, a TEAM leader. You like action,
muscle, play, competition, EXCELLENCE, fresh air,
movement, speed, pure male power, guys. striding their
greatness, making the world a thrilling place. Nowadays,
you do it on a hockey field. But you're HOW LONG CAN
YOUR KNEES take the hockey field? Become a tycoon,
spend your testosterone there, not as a steaming male HULK
plowing across a field chasing a ball. That's the
BOZO YOU. I am talking to THE TYCOON you, the YOU can
change the world by tying in with a real team of people.
There is insanity on
this planet now. How can a great man like you ignore the
fact that hundreds of homeless families live i their car,
right here on our city streets! Abroad, 26,000 babies a
day die suffering starvation and just play ball, endless
ball on weekends? This CHARITY concept related to feeding
starving villages in AFRICA. Let us use your home for a
party, a fund raiser for Clooney's DARFUR org."
After
that party, where he wets his feet, has fun, feels like
the big man, you turn up the gas a little. "You know there are all
kinds of things you and your friends could do with you as
a team leader. It's somewhat like the PLAYING FIELD you
enjoy so much. It has in it all those elements, just no
hockey stick. Just helping Africa evolve from a fear
ridden place where all the men plunder for amusement,
indulging themselves as they feel SORRY for themselves so
they take their feelgood as they can, regardless of Law,
the lives of babies and girls. There are soldiers of
darkness, these killer men, deathsquad cops. What will
work against them? Public opinion. SEND in an army of
teachers, (African Americans would be safest and best.)
Create an inspiring TEAM to win over the ignorance, fear,
indulgence of these black men who rape and kill. Seems to
me that's a game well played. We have many lifetimes, You
win some serious stripes putting that action into your
life. NOWADAYS there are no JOBS for college grads.
President Bush just came out and admitted JOB MARKET HAS
DROPPED out from beneath us. Your starting a charity,
salarying your pals to travel in AFRICA would be a much
better experience for a recent grad than HITTING THE
RESUME TRAIL! Come on, You've done the ball and bat long
enuf you're a born leader. Translate that into leading the
right team doing the right teaching. I won't call it the
right war. it's teaching, inspiring. What you do already
with your own children, now do it to the world's
children." That's what you tell
him: a new war, a new horizon. A new ARMY and he's
leading it. Men love that.
Now
once a month, that guy, his family and friends give fund
raiser dinners, carnivals, garage sales, bake sales to
raise money for your own HOMELESS CHARITY or the SKID ROW
MISSION or George Clooney or CARE. or FEED AFRICA or RED
CROSS or even our own franchises of VULTURE SANDWICH
ORG I didn't buy the web domain name. You do it! And
you, one quiet little saint, you changed the way
things are. You didn't have to go to Africa, get
shot at. You created ONE CELL of a charitable DARFUR
Org. Now, we still got the CONGO out there, men raping,
plundering, murdering in every city. AND WE END THE
FAMINE.
ALSO,
once a ton of American liberals are all over the third
world, they will HEAR about
CIA incursionism there and send the info back
to USA for Liberal magazines, Mother Jones, Rolling Stone,
the NATION, CIA COVERT OPS, so many mags would love to
hear the true skivvy. CIA will have to quit all those
dirty tricks! Just like they had to quit squeezing Latin
America in the 80's.
LAST,
UNDERSTAND how BUSH, IRAQ WAR created HIGH GAS PRICES and
DECLINING DOLLAR, then understand how that in turn causes
inflation,
starvation,
foodlessness, famine abroad. And know
that tricks by the banks produced homes with ridiculously
high values, ten times their real worth.
B.)
FIND ARTISTS, DESIGNERS, YOGA TEACHERS, VEGANS, SAINTS.
Hit BOHEMIA, meet, chat up musicians, yuppies, designers,
painters, and especially AFRO AMERICAN YOGA TEACHERS,
always among the guests at your typical art gallery
party.. The rap is different for them and aims them at
doing IMPORT/
EXPORT for bucks as BIG CORPS WILL HIRE THEM
AS AN AGENT
IN TRAINING, like a PEACE CORPS TRAINER. See,
the only thing anyone can do with a starving village is
get them to go back to native crafts that provide big
bucks DIRECTLY from Northern Hemisphere big cities. Fifty
hours of their labor on a weaving equals say ONE HOUR of a
northern hemisphere salary! So their stuff is super bon
marche to us. For this reason, I've taught online, to kids
looking for careers, the ins and outs of my old
business, THE BAZAAR FOLKLORICO IMPORT SHOPS, on
the SUNSET STRIP, which I did with the MASTER JULES and
his wife...I teach HOW TO IMPORT! But now adays with the
dollar so LOW against the EURO, we must recalibrate a
little. EXPORT our THIRD WORLD items to EUROPE for the big
money. EXPORT!
C.) FIND
BEAUTIES. BEAUTY IN A WOMAN IS LIKE MONEY IN A
MAN. The beautiful girl will better her life
volunteering in a charity as she'll meet the
bluebloods in town, get a chance to stop dating hot
CHIPPENDALES' guys, marry real money and then do a
CLARA BARTON (She started the Red Cross). Click on
word 'beauties' Oh one caveat. Usually these pretty
girls are spoiled as old sandwich meat, twitty
city upstairs but they are impressionable, ergo you
have to SCARE THEM, SHOW THEM, SICKEN THEM, Make them
watch tear-producing documentaries stoned on grass,
that kind of thing. Otherwise they just bat their eyes
with boredom. Then when they've watched the
documentary, tell them they're going to follow in
Angelina's footsteps.
WHEN YOU DO INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS,
CONCENTRATE ON FAIR
TRADE.
Tell
your artisan in Africa, Haiti, Philippines, "Kinte-kunte, Man, you're a
good artist! You could train other villagers to do
primitive paintings like yours by the hundred and I will
wholesale them to NEIMAN MARCUS"! Show them the NEIMAN
MARCUS catalogue, blow their minds. I kid you not, some
African oil painting is 12,000$ Exploit your genetic
legacy, art talent and design sense and do import
export with AFRICA. What costs you a
dollar there is worth a hundred here and worth twice
that in Europe as EURO is so high. Those fabulous beads,
precious metal jewelry, textiles. That wild fabric should
be made into VESTS in all sizes, for men and women. As
Africans don't have any sense of our taste, you visit and
do a design
upgrade, establish some seamstresses...then go
out into the villages right in the rape/ murder area and
set up villagers who create artisanry
that
your STATE SIDE charity sells wholesale to boutiques,
department stores with the VULTURE SANDWICH ORG label. I
give you the name.
BEAUTIES, SEEK OUT/ DATE ONLY BILLIONAIRES. Do it thru your CHARITY, even if your fundraising is to feed another, bigger charity. How do you fund raise? Basically it's PARTY GIVING with you getting PAID to GIVE feast and network like crazy, meet new chums from the most superior people in town, freely hit on them for big bucks offering to do their publicity on this charity they support, get it in all the papers.
I AM
ANITA SANDS Hernandez (I married/lived 7 yrs
outside of USA in MEXICO.) I got into
activism for El Salvador and Guatemala 30 yrs ago
when someone dragged me to a LATIN AMERICA
FOLK ART show at an ad hoc gallery.
It really was a lot of horrendous B&W photos
of US trained DEATH SQUADS wiping out entire
villages in QUICHE PROVINCE. Dozens of villages,
massacred by Guat. Gov. but trained by USA. Taught
to kill Babies, children wives, girls, dogs. Oh
yes, and there were photos of some arty pottery
but the Kilns had all been burnt down. 
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