THE WANDERING SADHU WEBPAGE


HUNGER, FAMINE AND POVERTY ARE COMING,
HOMELESSNESS ALL ROUND!
GET READY TO EAT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY.
PICKING IT UP OFF THE GROUND!

If some day you are homeless, jobless, no more plastic, just a rumbling tummy, you and the family can pull the old teardrop trailer to the side of the road and eat like kings. Know that. Proof is below.

The Wandering Saddhu, jobless,
                                homeless but well fedYou can drive the entire nation and eat well saying "Hello Boss! My mate, child and I will all WORK FOR FOOD." - There are dozens of jobs available on any stretch of highway that will get you both money and food. Say " I can cook 3 meals a day at your CAFE, and wash dishes. I can weed, dig& clean your garden if my children can lie in the shade under that tree. I can foodscape your whole garden for you, just give me a truck of compost, a fork or shovel and a hose. I can wash your cars and wax and polish them. My wife can groom pets. My children are great at weeding and composting those weeds."  ANYWHERE you go, these words give you instant friends. At businesses, with seniors. As for 'where to sleep,' always tell them you have a tent for the family and a composting-toilet so you don't need to interrupt THEIR family life. 

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IN EVERY CITY there is DUMPSTER DIVING -  THE FREEGANS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeganism

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GLEANING - In the Bible you'll see that in olden days, widows and children were allowed to glean the fields. It's still spiritual law to be able to do so. There is  a list of GLEANING STATES. It isn't legal in all states. Keep googling for an up to date list state by state, online, most always. Smart gleaners keep their eye on car traffic. Your collection is in bag INSIDE DUMPSTER. "Just thought I saw a KITTEN officer."

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ESTATE SALES ARE AMAZING
- There are Internet WEBSITES that advise what SALE IS WHERE near your house. Best I found is called ESTATESALES.NET, Craigs list and Estate sale Com. Sure they sell a mansion full of treasures and the prices give nosebleeds you can't afford as on the floors there are lifetime art collections and closets of finery but the dealer has to empty the ENTIRE house for the heirs to sell it so go CINDERELLA on them. Hit the utility closet. Collect the TIDE, DAWN, BLEACH, RAGS, WAXES, MOPS and ask "HOW MUCH FOR ALLLLLL?" A buck he'll say or FREE. If not offer him TWO BUCKS. My gal pal was in the dead billionaire widow's bathroom with me, said "Ooooh, you're buying her face cream? She died! You could catch something." Yeah a hundred buck jar of LA MER or LA PRAIRIE.  Yeah give me an ounce of whatever she was spreading on her hubby catching face !

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ROADKILL AND OTHER 'FOUND ITEMS' If you drive rural roads, you're constantly finding livestock that wandered under a truck. Learn to sniff the corpse, seek signs of aging like maggots. If none, keep a tarp in the trunk, get the unfortunate critter home and give butchering a chance. Wash meat in tub, throw bloody water on your berry patch, cut haunches into 4 oz steaks, and wrap individually in plastic to freeze. If you're homeless, use a pal's freezer. Rural? Meat house l0' up a tree works only if it's freezing. That meat will be fine, it's ORGANIC, just as good as WHOLE FOODS. Not 11$ a lb for lamb or goat, but 0$. Not 25$ a lb for venison. FREE. Now if it's possums, the Latinos tell me they're great meat but.... maybe for the cats and dogs. I don't do possum, myself.

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BEGGING - This only works in a big ANONYMOUS city. Pick a really posh corner. Use a prop: the cup full of partly used pens (you collect them at every single Starbucks or cafe you go into, they lie on counters everywhere.). On cup full of pens and THICK-INK a sign saying 1$ OBO. A bowl of polished apples, peaches, apricots, pears, same sign but Bananas are probably better. Nobody's going to buy food that they cannot peel as they believe all poor people have cooties. Hang No signs saying "I won't spend it on booze, I don't drink. " Also have a dog on a leash. When you beg, clean up, groom well, polished hair; wear pure white maybe, lei of flowers. A tray of flowers would also be lovely, but in water. Gardenias would be tops. I just walked down a street filled with gardenias, roses, honeysuckle. Plucked one for my hair and am wearing it now. There are little winkie drinkie glass tubes you put flowers in, beg one from a florist.

SYSTEM 2 - Go thru all trash cans in market parking lot collecting food. You aren't really eating trashcan refuse. Shoppers with full carts pass, give you two cans of Split Pea Soup. Tourists pass, throw you a twenty.

What to do with your ten kids while you're begging, oh homeless one? Not the park. An adult must be present at the park cuz that's pedophilia land. Most anybody you know will take ten kids for a few hours. You want  Lock down and a good television. If you're on the street, homeless, ask library for throwaway books and home school  rather than expose them to the derision of their confreres as they wear unlaundered clothing and soiled socks.If they are lucky enough to even HAVE socks.

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RUNNING AROUND IN MOTHER NATURE! - Stressed people should not have a shotgun but if you are the right kind of group, use a pellet gun as there are a lot of rabbits and pigeons out there near where you are tenting. Definitely get a fishing rod as fish abound but rarely do poor people have guns or training in shooting or even HAVE costly tackle. What you CAN do is associate with a farmer. They always hunt and fish. The URLS below teach you to recognize good food among herbs, 'shrooms. FORAGING but always with a GOOGLE PHONE or LAPTOP that can spot bad mushrooms or herbs. INSTAGRAM a few foragers. My daughter covers all the parks in the Bronx does food porn at bestgirlfridaynyc on Instagram.

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SQUATTING - In addition to the belief that people should not have to go without food when plenty of unused food is thrown away everyday, freeganism also encompasses the idea that people should not be homeless when unused buildings are available.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squatting

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TRAPPING SMALL GAME

http://www.secretsofsurvival.com/survival/small-game-hunting-trapping.html

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OTHER WAYS TO SURVIVE - You must learn to RECOGNIZE FOOD when it's staring you in the face.

http://www.eattheweeds.com

http://www.forestryimages.org/search/action.cfm?q=edible

http://www.wildmanstevebrill.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbCMDQSWFWY&feature=channel

http://handmaidenkitchen.blogspot.com/2008/10/liquid-vitamin-c-dandelion-greens-and.html

http://survivalstrategies.blogspot.com/2007/06/edible-day-lilys.html

http://www.learningherbs.com/

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=lambs%20quarter&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

http://www.herbalremediesinfo.com/lambsquarter.html#ixzz0IiXDmZQ1&C

http://www.cherokee-nc.com/index.php?page=45

http://edibleherbsandflowers.blogspot.com/

http://lpi.oregonstate.edu/sp-su98/saponins.html

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Edible lawns and landscaping

http://www.fritzhaeg.com
 

On the Web: Edible Wild Plants & Recipes for Them

http://www.eattheweeds.com
http://www.wilderness-survival.net
http://handmaidenkitchen.blogspot.com
http://www.susunweed.com

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Edible Herbs, Flowers & Other Edibles - Grow Your Own Dinner!
http://edibleherbsandflowers.blogspot.com/
http://www.southernangel.com/food/kudzurcp.html
http://www.nativetech.org/recipes/recipe.php?recipeid=213
 

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On the Web: Learning Medicinal Plants:

http://www.herbcompanion.com

Medicinal plants of the world By Michael Wink

http://www.phytochemicals.info

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Medicinal Plants in Winter
http://plant-species.suite101.com
Cherokee North Carolina Medicinal Herbs
http://www.cherokee-nc.com

Handling, Preserving, Growing and Storing Foods

How to dehydrate and store food
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxVpIHre2ao&feature=related

Cleaning without Soap
http://www.survivaltopics.com
http://www.scribd.com/doc/8103864/The-City-Peoples-Book-Of-Raising-Food

http://www.fastonline.org/images/manuals/Aquaculture/Aquaponic_Information/barrelponics_manual.pdf

http://www.fastonline.org/images/manuals/Aquaculture/Aquaponic_Information/An_integrated_fish_culture_and_vegetable_hydroponics_production_system.pdf

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SEED COMPANIES ARE VERY VERY GREEDY. You do better going to MY NEIGHBORHOOD online LISTS/ farmers, and actual neighbors for seed. Many people don't know how much seed is in their garden, offer to do fall clean up for them. Some seeds appear mid summer.. A package of commercial seeds even from dealers below, costs about what I would spend to eat in a week. For me, Free works and these guys below, do not, so I'm not making them LIVE LINKS. The second you're online at GARDENING chat sites, you can wrangle free seeds from farmers.

http://www.johnnyseeds.com/
http://gurneys.com/Default.asp?bhcd2=1245281512
http://seedsavers.org/
http://mvseeds.com/
http://millernurseries.com/

Almost Free Food
http://www.angelfoodministries.com/

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