WELCOME TO THE FRUGAL ROO WEBSITE --GREETINGS WEBSITE VISITOR!

Ya just surfed in, did ya? Well, I’m yer web GURU, or PARTY host, my name is JOEY and I am the FRUGAL ‘ROO! I was just getting ready for the oncoming SQUEEZE. Oh, not the squeeze of a Joey in mah pocket cuz I’m not a SHEILA, I’m a boy Roo.

No! I’m talking about the COMING DANGER of a planet in RECESSION, with the RICH gone so wackadoo screwy greedy that they STRANGLED the GOLDEN GOOSE, which is US the workers and the American JOB MARKET.

What they did to US? Well, Like the OIL CEO’s Raising the price of oil ten times over? Each corp making 5 to l0 billion, their top profits & forcing EVERY BOUGHT, weak-minded PRES into a 3 trillion buck war so we can go broke like the RUSKI did fighting AFGHANIS? OR SOIL OUR NAME FOREVER, STEALING VENEZUELA'S OIL like TRUMP is doing,

LOOK AT GASOLINE PRICES of FOUR BUCKS ! Dija ever realize, the FOREIGN OIL DRILLERS beat us one way or the other. The Commies and Cappies went broke fighting VIETNAM, We killed 3 MILLION PLUS + VIETNAMESE civilians to DRILL into the biggest oil deposit on earth so we're like NAZIS before the entire world. AMERICA invaded RUSSIA's space, AFGHANISTAN, to block  the RUSKI PIPELINE area. TO STOP THEM FROM having a PIPELINE to the warm harbors, i.e. stopping Russia from MAKING A LIVING. SEE, we don't trade with RUSSIA at ALL so we CAN BE AT WAR WITH THEM.

WAR FOLLOWS THE NO TRADING NO FRIENDSHIP MAP. Then we invaded the MIDDLE EAST, chasing after all their oil. That's about 30 years with Arabs a decade with Latin America and a Decade with Asians, that's a lot of BLOWBACK your kids are gonna get. ENDLESS WAR HAS COST US. That's why America has a half million homeless. 50k in my city L.A. alone. Andall the manly men out of the breeding pool since REVOLUTIONARY WAR, CIVIL WAR,1812 WAR, WWII, VIETNAM NO MORE MANLY MEN BREEDING. GIRLS? DO YOU CATCH MY DRIFT? SAME THING in GERMANY not that we should care!

And then the WAR BLIGHT: greedy banks get stuck with foreclosed homes, nobody to buy’em and they have to rent them at 3k a month so we all rent rooms to strangers, kind of like Dr.Zhivago. Buying a 3&2 family house is way outta reach of the average WORKER. 2008, Homes went wackadoo costly on folks who paid too much with fake, temporary low interest rates. Then 2008, everyone the left holding variable rates so they lost their LIFE SAVINGS, roof and ended up in the back of a Buick.

Then there's the cost of meat, vegies, fruit, milk and Bread? SKY HIGH. Price of wheat was 4$ a bushel 2008, and in 2009, it was 9$. What was that about? EXTINCTION IS WHAT THAT’S ABOUT, BABE! But let me reassure you. There is no danger fer YEW NOW that you’re here! Cuz we have a FRUGAL LIVING TRAINING with l00 FREE CLASSROOMS. NO registering. It’s all online, right here at this page .. the art of LIVING  “free or LIVING frugal.’ REPUBLISH 7,000 schoolroom articles on your website, attract AD revenue as I do.

                    NOW, tell you what, VISIT THE BIG ARCHIVE and you can click on little GRAPHIC ICONS and visit every website, thousands and republish all
                    my 7,000 pages of the LIFE 101 REALITY SEMINAR, FREE. NO COST TO YOU
                    ---select the ones you like, info-mational, funny, trendy.....& you will attract advertising REVENUE as I DO! 

THE TWENTY FIVE TOP TIPS FOR LIVING CHEAP!

    BE GRATEFUL FOR BEING POOR in 21st CENTURY --- PBS SHOW "VICTORIAN SLUM" TEACHES HOW. See if U can find it at YOU TUBE.

                BEST SITE FOR LEARNING ABOUT IT ALL (besides ME)   https://toughnickel.com/frugal-living/Frugal-Living-Tips-From-My-Grandmother

HOW TO RENOVATE OLD SHOES

How to take a beloved but tattered shirt and use it as a pattern to make NIFTY SHIRT DRESSES!

FINE LEATHER SHOES, YOU CAN BECOME HAPPILY ADDICTED
TO POLISHING THEM --- SEE WHY IT IS A DELIGHT!

HOW TO TRAIN A KID TO BE FRUGAL WITHOUT A WHIP !

The Frugal Christmas Tree or HOW TO MICKEY MOUSE CHRISTMAS

SECRETS OF HOW TO EAT CHEAP!

DON'T CRY OVER SPOILT MILK. LOTSA FOODS YOU CAN MAKE WITH IT INCLUDING DIP!

How to FORAGE UP FOOD, by the SEA the beautiful SEA

THE ART of the BROWN BAG LUNCH. Save yourself 4k a year. http://www.luckinlove.com/brownbag.htm

Corps made 824 billion last year, not one dime came back to our community so buy local, some TIPS on that.

NON GLUTEN FLOURS are all the rage for desserts but they also can make you a living.
A healthy coconut cake costs 55$ at the farmer's market these days. You can make it for 4 bucks flat! Find those budget store cocos,
Prepare the nut by yourself lavishing it with coco extract.

BELLY RUMBLING? HOW TO GET FOOD STAMPS

You can buy a Mansion with what you spend on Bottled Water. WE PROVE IT!

THE HEALTHIEST PROTEIN FISH! http://www.masterjules.net/fishing.htm EASY TO CATCH.

FISHING HOLES I HAVE KNOWN—and CREATING A FISH FARM IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD!

NEW! Save on CABLE, NEWSPAPERS, DUMP ‘EM! GOD INVENTED R.T (Ruski TV FREE ONLINE) & CNN ONLINE! And a LOT MORE!

MY FAVE IS RT TV ONLINE for the NEWS THE WHITE HOUSE FORGOT TO TELL YOU!

THE MOPED EXCLUSION. How state laws make it easy for you and your putt putt

FORGO THE GYM AND RIDE A BIKE TO MARKET AT LEAST.

BUYING THE BEST USED CAR YOU CAN, WALL ST. JOURNAL LIST OF the BEST CHEAP ONES

MAKE YOUR OWN SOAP. FREE TALLOW will come from folks who have cats/ dogs and cook real meat for them.
    CRAIGS LIST will find you the pet owners who cook from scratch. CHICKEN FAT ABOUNDS!

NEW! GLEANING FOR FREE CROPS that LATER BECOME SALEABLE MERCHANDISE.

GLEENING or TRASHING UP FREE CONSTRUCTION ITEMS AND HEAT!
 THE ART OF DUMPSTER DIVING.
HOW ONE GAL FOUND A MILLION BUCK TAMAYO PAINTING IN A NYC TRASH CAN

REVIEW THE "FREEGANS PAGES"  Their articles are the ESSENTIAL ART OF "SCUFFLING 101"

  and see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster_diving

IF NOT FREEBIES GALORE, BUCKMINSTER FULLER tells us HOW TO RUN A TIGHT, GREEN HOUSEHOLD

No need for costly pesticides and bug poisons, flea bombs. Learn how to BUG BUGS!

FRUGAL EDUCATION. COLLEGE, 99$ a month with STRAIGHTERLINE

BARGAIN BABE JULIA SCOTT tells us how to RUN A FRUGAL HOUSEHOLD. Top website in the field!

HOW TO BE WARM IN WINTER without COST!

100 billion dollars worth of food waste a year in USA. How much WASTE is yours?

A FRUGAL HOME DOESN’T SPEND MONEY ON ELECTRICITY GAS OR PROPANE. There are ways around that!

How to never have another heating bill…HOW TO AVOID THE MONEY MAFIA, all the GAMES the SYSTEM has to separate you from your CASH!
And the second way is solar power. You can even do it for a living, covered at this URL

THE UNKNOWN HORROR STORY of WHY THE RICHEST PEOPLE in AMERICA DESTROYED THE SYSTEM for the rest of us and for themselves.
   And accidentally shot themselves in the foot!

BE GLAD THERE’s A DEPRESSION, a CRASH, A RECESSION. This NO GOOD JOBS thing will throw you into YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

GET A CHUMCLUSTER GROUP GOING to start a group enterpri$e . The way to attract ‘em is to give a BEAVER TAIL PARTY.

HERE is the pathway to a BUSINESS which artistic folks can do once wiggled out of a regular 40 hr a week job. INTERNATIONAL TRADE TRAINING (import export, artisanry,) written by Anita Sands Hernandez, of the BAZAAR FOLKLORICO shop on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, your Prosperity coach in all these webpages.

Yep! Ya wanna think in terms of businesses where a dollar invested is three to ten BACK. And TRADE is one such! If you knew an economic TSUNAMI was coming, you’d Hop Hop Hop to the High Ground wouldn’t you, so that the TIDAL WAVE wouldn’t get you.... and you and yers would be just fine, wouldn’t they mate? Ya jes’ get to the high ground. So, we’re tellin’ youse there’s problems comin’ and howsabout YEW hoppin’ to safety, mate? MAKE A LIST OF YOUR TALENTS. BRAINSTORM THEM UP. This wild, profit creating TECHNIQUE is THERE. CLICK ON IT.

THE MAGIC MONEY SITE -- SECRETS OF THE MONEY MASTERS!

ARTISTS, ARTISANS, DESIGNERS: WHILE the most CHARISMATIC, CHARITABLE business you can do is TRADE in your own community, locally, IMPORT/ EXPORT gives the fabulous dimension of foreign travel and may fascinate you more. Do it either way, but become a MERCANTILIST TRADER.In one hour of reading, yew are going to LEARN how TO DO IMPORT/ EXPORT! Then, ya scout down all the people *(friends/ family members,) who ARE artists and/or people of such superb taste that they could be professional designers, though they ain’t studied anything ever. Don’t think ya don’t have’em, mate. We all have geriatric RELATIVES who do artisanry, crochet, sewing, embroidery, baskets, jewelry, clothing, tapestries, shawls, and all the old time crafts. Most mothers spent a lifetime sewing kids’ clothes & Halloween costumes. Not too hard to take that stuff up a notch. The concept is, PRACTICE YOUR ART form while you STUDY at our inspiring, free TRADE-& PROFIT- CREATING website! The DESIGN and ARTFORM SUGGESTION area is: SUMPTUOUS MERCHANDISE CLIENTS WILL WANT!

Another PORTAL site like this one which has a comprehensive IMPORT EXPORT CLASSROOM, or “HOW TO ENTER INTO THE MANUFACTURING, TRADE AND TRANSPORT OF FINE ART & CLOTHING & DÉCOR & JEWELRY BUSINESS” training. Like did our two trainers, the MASTERJULES who was the employee of our designer, ANITA SANDS. Only when she dropped out to have 4 babies and live in Mexico, he started his own shop and became a multi millionaire. So we give him his due and his website and it’s called THE MASTER JULES PROSPERITY AND the METAPHYSICAL SECRETS OF CRANKING UP YOUR AMBITION and DOING BUSINESS as JULES was such a BUSINESSMAN, himself, multi millionaire, self made, also a teacher & a Philosopher. (lifelong vegan, lecturer on spiritual matters.) WHEN this holyman talks, yer Capitalist spirit will rise up out of your skull and dance the tango, yessiree! He is the JESUS of SOLVENCY, the MESSIAH OF MONEY --The POPE OF PROSPERITY!

So think of it, lassies and ladies, Joes and Joeys! l00 classrooms all fer free. Import/Export is what thiswriter lady Prosperity Coach Anita Sands used to do in her BAZAAR FOLKLORICO IMPORTS shop on the SUNSET STRIP in West Hollywood back when her partner was the MASTER JULES and her clients were STEVE MC QUEEN Andre Previn and 2^nd Wife, Dory, and them such. She was importing artisanry, jewelry, fashions, decor. Fun if you like to hop around continents and her SEMINAR on this is free, no registering necessary ever. But it’s probably MORE righteous to do the business locally with handicrafters, artisans you know. The concept is, make UTILITARIAN OBJECTS with the esthetic values of hand made artisanry, keep prices low and supply them wholesale or retail to your community. It can be leather, ceramic, fabric, but UTILITARIAN things people really need to replace often, do best in a recession!

NOW, to start you off, a group meeting team linkage situation is necessary. What we ‘Roos call a tribe. A band. A coven. Group energy binds us to one another and most importantly, to our original intent. And it refreshens that Evolutionary ALTRUISM that makes countries SURVIVE and THRIVE. To keep at it, to make business vows. To search for and link with artisans either in your own village or in faraway lands….artists who join you. The TOOL for networking on that level is FOUND at the PARTY INDEX.

The concept is, YOU create a living room party group, or church basement meeting group, a“chumcluster“ and you all join hands, starting an art wholesaling consortium, right THERE in your town. Each pal/ ARTISAN /DESIGNER/ TRAVELER gets out of it exactly what he or she puts in. Say...your line is the GEM NECKLACES. Then you run it inside the ART COMMUNE with your own profit structure. When others become middle men, they take their cut. The group could appoint a central sales agent who takes l0% cut off the wholesale price, to hustle the product to dept.stores or boutiques. He runs around with a photo book, samples, an order pad. One sales agent here in town for all the group’s art work and that can include HOME MADE JAMS, CANNING, BAKERY GOODS, but usually it is ARTISANRY. And imports at that as Americans are too pressed for time to make time for handmade art. Occasionally you will find a group of grannies that still do embroidering, or AMER INDIANS who do bead work. All the art commune’s paperwork would be visible to artists at any time. Then after a year of domestic wholesaling as we got a nickel in our jeans, we go international. (NOTE: it is possible to go retail with an actual retail gallery. Then, the 50 artists would be sharing the building utilities/ rent and sharing time CLERKING.) When there’s cash comfort, then the fun starts; we open up the AFRICAN, BALINESE end, the THAI END the CHINESE, THE PHILIPPINE end & start an international trade CONSORTIUM import/exporting business like the DUTCH EAST INDIES TRADE COMPANY which made millionaires out of average Europeans ship owners 300 yrs ago. 

A GROUP will make each of your artisans become causational in creating an internat’l exporting organization, a trade commune, a village in Africa where finally drought plagued families EAT as your group provides a CONNECTION WITH COMMERCE.  Each Stateside artist/ humanitarian gets out of it, what he puts in. His labor, and his merchandise is HIS. Any peddler going around selling the group’s work gets l0% of sale price, all paperwork related to sale of art must be handed back to artist himself. Any article the artist will wish to put up for sale is his. A % off the top goes to selling organization, whether shop, traveling sales agent or wholesaler. THE GROUP tells you all about having meetings (important to read it!)The networking done at these meetings kindles other features, COMMUNITY PROGRESSIVE SYNCHRONIZATION.

But we start by CREATING a COMMERCE circle, an ART Commune. Its ZEITGEIST IS... we run a BAZAAR with our friends/ family/ pals. Artists gotta start slow. Get their OUTPUT UP! SEEK UNUSUAL, FREE VENUES. Fancy housing developments need décor and could sell your artists’ stuff right off the walls of those million dollar homes. If we sold a few years of our local artisanry merchandise to people in Paris, London, Germany Switzerland and Canada, USA / but especially ritzy cities like TOKYO, NYC/ BEVERLY HILLS, HOUSTON, you’d be able to all make money.(A jar of jam is 8$ in 5 dozen open air farmers’ market across L.A. Calif right now. ) In some cases, you’d use sales agents in other cities. Meet and enlist them on CRAIGS list, so those agents abroad depend on you for an ongoing business liason. CANADA/ USA LINK is less costly ergo easier for a few years, thenmove onwards to do import/export with ASIA/ AFRICA EUROPE where you actually travel to third world countries and show natives in villages....not in the capital, no, out in the wild....how to do the same artisanry putting their unique cultural spin on it. 

I always use the example of BENIN BRONZE HEADS. Ya should google this beauty of a thing at the IMAGES section of GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE. Originals from the last three centuries are a million each. But you go to Benin and find replicas for 20$ each and do what THAT GALLERY ON TOP LINE IS DOING, selling them for 400$ each. Reproductions like that would be hot in any city of the world. The idea is to link third world countries, artisans in Thailand, Africa, China, Bali to the FIRST WORLD. THROUGH YOU, YOURSELF. You sell the artisanry/ jewelry/ textiles/ weavings, etc to rich cities in Switzerland, Germany, USA. BE A EURO-SEEKING TRADER.

AND as things are so cheap in the THIRD WORLD, DESIGN AND MANUFACTURE THERE, SHIP TO EUROPE. That can be a NON PROFIT FOUNDATION so the whole BIZ has no TAX LIABILITY. And you get to be a HERO. There’s a free DVD by Robert Redford, from his “NEW HEROES, PUBLIC TELEVISION SERIES" on mixing commerce with charity. They send it to you free, so that you can start your own living room group trade group CHARITY in war torn SYRIA or STARVING DROUGHT TORN AFRICA, being inspired by these heroic capitalistic tales.

NEXT: YOU CAN EASILY CREATE YOUR OWN WEBSITE, here is WEB TECH FOR DUMMIES! And the NET NEWBIES INDEX.

DID STEVE JOBS, BILLY GATES LIVE FOR NOTHING? Time to do your own website. We let you download all articles on trade free, put them up at your own site. So READ the HOW TO MAKE A WEBSITE tutorial at above URL. And see how ONE GAL who did a semester of WEBDESIGN made a MILLION, well, 70thousand a month! The “HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN WEBSITE” PAGE. THE MAKE MONEY WITH A WEBSITE .

And the GUERILLA CAPITALISM, COTTAGE INDUSTRIES and MOONLIGHTING page

Now, it’s time for the BLISS/ REWARDS/ GOAL/ PAYOFF & PERKS. We are at the DESSERT COURSE! IMPORT EXPORT as a career. We’d end up traveling the world with our pals, whoopee! We’d wholesale our line to posh shops in the DECORATORS’ DISTRICT, which every big city has. PLUSH! We buy in villages in BRAZIL Philippines, Thailand, Bali, AFRICA, and CHINA.HOW YUMMY IS THAT? What costs a dollar there is a thousand here. THE HAMILLS did it in BOSTON.  They travel one month a year to supply the wealthiest people on the Eastern Seaboard. And then, one gal did it alone....Marla Mallett SHOPS  and something like these would be your goal. Visit BOSTON, then that MUSEUM of a website in Atlanta Georgia/USA in a decorator district, both people of amazing taste. PRIMITIVE HAND MADE ART but for a thousand a piece and up. Things that cost twenty bucks at Point of Origin.

Starting a mercantilism business is not difficult if you make a CHUMCLUSTER business, what the Chinese call a HU, a family/ communal biz. Pick your pals, relatives and kids. We could also create wholesaling of AMERICAN INDIAN TRIBE crafts to Germany, Switzerland, Paris, London, where it’s appreciated and worth more than in NYC/ BEV HILLS. A LOT MORE! So find your local INDIAN TRIBES and do meetings on the reservation. EURO strong an exchange rate which favors us now. America is the new TIJUANA! They’ve discovered that fact in New Jersey and New York where Smart traders put up huge discount DESIGNER DUD EMPORIUMS. Tourists get off the planet at JFK and go straight there to load up on DONNA KARENs. Dept stores like BARNEYS unload their unsold stuff outta Manhattan to be remaindered there. So think in terms of MERCANTILISM.

RAISE YOUR OWN START-UP MONEY EASILY! Start up your business with a hand typed PROSPECTUS, a deal memo. Show it to 3 people and one will invest. Get up to 36 shares sold, which is legal. FCC allows that. Read HOW TO DO A PROSPECTUS/ DEAL MEMO, GET FUNDING!

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THE SECRET OF LIVING FRUGALLY WHILE YOU DO ALL THIS

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CONFESSIONS OF A BOTTOM FEEDER --- where you will learn to live frugally!

MAKE YOUR CAR LAST. Tricks for nursing a car along until it’ s 400,000 miles old.

HOW TO BEAT A TRAFFIC TICKET! TIPS FROM A PRO

GARDEN, GROW YOUR OWN, INSTEAD OF PAYING GYMNASIUMS FOR that silly WORKOUT! And paying markets for a lotta poisoned, sprayed FOOD!

HOW TO DRESS GORGEOUSLY FOR NOTHING! 

FRUGAL BEAUTY

DUMPSTER DIVING 101 THE THRILL OF THE CHASE! 

REPLACE COSTLY STORE BOUGHT PRODUCTS WITH VINEGAR, 70 USES

COOK AND SHOP FOR CHEAPNESS so you have WEALTH instead of DEBT. REMEMBER, this whole CAREER thing is done in steps. First create a Frugal Life Style for yourself, then a Group in your living room, maybe... not only to SHARE TIPS but to network so you can start up your IMPORT/EXPORT biz or get a MERCANTILISM VENTURE started with your pals, either tekkies or artists, then take the business international, with third world buyers, or providers, maybe artisans, -- doing it by all of you traveling abroad in a happy group. Have free monthly meetings, but make them into a party with music, food. With single men and women, maybe couples too.Share Recipes and create your FOOD CO-OP, driving costs down even further. Invite potential new clan members, to become ROOMIES! Those house payments get pretty low with two families sharing a house. Friends who meet once a month to try the FRUGAL RECIPES of their pals, share the tips we know, inspire other frugal singles or housewives to enter the frugal lifestyle, and yet live like kings. Meaning rented homes with gardens, orchards, more self sufficiency. THE FRUGAL BACHELOR SITE

HE FRUGAL CHURCH MOUSE MAKES FREE CHRISTMAS CARDS that take almost NO WORK! 

And a second article on this http://www.luckinlove.com/xmascard.htm

THE FRUGAL CHURCH MOUSE tells you how to GIVE SUPERB GIFT BASKETS that cost next to NOTHING!

PARTY CHEAP THIS XMAS! The most splendid spread ever, for pennies! FUNDRAISERS too

You may have to start a local business first, before you can buy all those fine air tickets. The idea is to do trade, first here, then later link third world countries, artisans in Thailand, Africa, China, Bali and again, you sell the artisanry/ jewelry/ textiles/ weavings, etc to rich cities in Switzerland, Germany, USA. Do it wholesale, supplying boutiques, but always CASH on the BARREL HEAD. No credit, no billing as SMALL SHOPS can COLLAPSE without warning.

Check out the GUERILLA CAPITALISM WEBSITE. ALL our seminars are online, free, no registering necessary. We seek to inspire compassionate capitalism. Nothing more.-sufficiency. That being the secrets of the big guys, the super rich.

Now, If you knew what we’re gonna teach you, knew it now, I mean, you’d have lowered all your life costs and you would be FREE to design, envision, research and start a second income source, i.e. a COTTAGE INDUSTRY, a family business, right? One you controlled? Something ya loved doing’ anyway? Some gals know how to SEW, others cook. Others do bookkeeping. Some guys lay bricks, some guys do drywall. Some guys like painting murals. Some can build stone fountains, mosaic tiles, all of these be solid cash producer activities fer you and the kids! (All these URLS will be on the listbelow, too)

THEN VISIT THE MONEY PAGE. AND THE GUERILLA CAPITALIST WEBSITE I’m NOT repeating myself, SECOND FILE ON THIS ISSUE! 

When the dollar goes under, AND IS USELESS, as ONLY PLASTIC WORKS,  experts say that it might do with this zigzag stock market, dollar crunching, real estate market collapsing, banks going under, (as USA’s war to steal Iraq’s oil was too costly & we’re unpopular and too many countries have switched away from the almighty buck to the EURO causing THE DOLLAR TO CRASH IN VALUE, and for our buck to be worth zilch in other countries), the planet’s economy might shiver and shake a little in sympathetic labor pains but the FRUGAL KANGAROO website will give you tips on staying solvent, getting organized, on how to start your cottage industry as a back up cash attractor (other than our 40 hr work week job which depends on our BOSS surviving.) We will offer HTM FILES to download on themes like: SCUFFLING.

Guerilla Capitalism

Frugal living  X YOU ARE HERE NOW

RURAL COUNTRY LIVING

frugal cooking

dumpster diving, MASTER LEVEL ! And HEY, let's call it FRUGAL SHOPPING!

ATTIC CLEANING get PAID to get antiques & do garage sales and swap meets and E-BAY off your booty! 

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, GROW YOUR OWN FOOD, either as a COMMUNITY or in your own garden. (OUR HUGE GARDENING ARCHIVE.) 

The EASY BREEZY AND FREEBIE METHOD OF GARDENING, cloning supermarket food into plants, collecting seed from food, doing cuttings, etc.

WE AIM to teach you SOLVENCY, then you will create a FRUGAL ‘ROO group right there in your town. Call it FRUGAL LIFESTYLE. Call it “DEBT DIET GROUP SUPPORT” Like OPRAH did on her show recently. JUST create that living room group in your town, or in your church basement. And hey, c’mon back here from time to time, ‘cuz you and your chums will blog us with their own inventive systems, tricks, tips! And we’ll post their scribblin’s too, mate!

THE FRUGAL ’ROO website will be here for us in good times or in bad. Cuz hey, Frugal ‘Roos RULE! And if we can’t rule, -- heck! At least, we’ll SURVIVE!

I’m SHEILA, Hopping to My Safe Mountain Top, Mate!

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THE FRUGAL ROO RECOMMENDS UNDERSTANDING MONEY

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THE MONEY INDEX a path to SOLVENCY

How to OUTSMART the GALACTIC MASTERS who only want bought POLS and WARS and STOLEN OIL

THE METAPHYSICS OF ATTRACTING REAL MONEY by a self made multi-millionaire

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                                                            THE PROBLEM OF JOBLESSNESS and how to REMEDY IT                                                                                                            ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^

REALITY OF JOBLESSNESS TODAY, WHY THE TREND IS HERE in AMERICA---- supposedly the wealthiest country in the world. 

Enough corps have dumped workers, enough bankrupt citizens with homes that had variable rate mortgages....crashed and burned.
Time to know how to get a job quick

TAKE ANY JOB IN A PINCH, EVEN IF YOU LOATHE CLERKING for THE BIG CORPORATIONS, Get Real! We are in a Major DEPRESSION so don’t be too fussy (though I recommend entrepreneurialism along with that job, a garage business you run in your off hours.) But do SEND OUT YOUR RESUME to the big corps. 40 hours a week, good money, perqs. And to make it EASY, Visit a site called Job-Applications.com a resource that provides hundreds of printable and online applications for retail stores, department stores, pharmacies, grocery stores, restaurants, shops --etc. Its a great way for jobless people to find part time and full time work quickly!

Then, THROW UP YOUR RESUME AT: http://www.jobapplicationcenter.com/ or go to http://www.quintcareers.com

Also, go to NETWORK and chat about jobs at: LINKD IN DOT COM, TWITTER, FACEBOOK.
ALL THE SOCIAL NETWORKS! HOW TO MERCHANDISE YOURSELF THERE.

TEN FABULOUS THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN the second you’re JOBLESS! YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER! This emergence from the SLAVERY MINES is the best thing that ever happened!

IF YOU ARE FACING EVICTION, what must you do?

GET TO THE HIGH GROUND, HOUSE WISE, rent-wise and ROOMIE WISE

SHOULD I TAKE THE DOLE?

FREE MONEY IS OUT THERE, WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE IT.

Are you disabled or sick? SSI turn you down? They won’t if you follow THIS PERKY METHOD!

BECOME A BOOK SCOUT.Just a bike (a VW bus is better) and LOVE OF BOOKS, U CAN make thousands a year all cash under the bookshelf.

THE WELFARE MOTHER, her chances to survive!

HOW TO LIVE INEXPENSIVELY,-- the MASTER PLAN (Confessions of an actual BOTTOM FEEDER!)

BONE UP at THE FUTURE INDEX and the SURVIVAL INDEX

PREPARING FOR HARD TIMES.

INITIATION INTO THE BOTTOM FEEDERS CLUB IS TOTALLY FREE! -- l000%

THE HOLISTIC PET, an INDEX FULL OF ARTICLES ABOUT FREEBIE CURES FOR YOUR WEE FURRY MATES.

DO IT YERSELF VETERINARIAN! PREVENTION of costly, kitty Doggie diseases! And CURES!

THE FRUGAL ROO FOOD INDEX,RECIPES TO HELP YA LIVE LIKE A KING and EASY FOOD PREP SECRETS FOR THE FRUGAL CHEF and PARTY HOST! Do this and you will impress yer mates bigtime. Guys will be clamoring to marry ya! If you’re a SHEILA. And who sez you can’t all work together and produce this food for the FARMERS MARKET over in the VALLEY, with a booth of yer own?

DRIED FRUIT, HOW TO DO IT, LONG TERM STORAGE OF FOODS FOR AN EMERGENCY, ( A WAR? A RECESSION. ) So much produce hanging over the fence in alleys! You need a lot of cheese cloth though. (To keep flies off while it dries). BUILD A MULTI SCREEN MULTI SHELF THINGIE!  SAVE JARS!  MAKE BOLD UNIQUE  JAM like KIWI AND LEMON, RASPBERRY AND ORANGE PEEL. ODD COMBOS.

CHUMCLUSTERS ARE HOW COTTAGE INDUSTRY’s are DONE! WHAT? With my friends and relatives? NEVER! No charisma. Well, HOW TO TINKER with their brains so they’re ready for charisma, then business! HEAL ONE HEAL THEM ALL, & CHARGE FOR IT!

THE ARTS THAT MAKE THE FRUGAL HOME LOOK PROSPEROUS: DYING TEXTILES, UPHOLSTERING, COOKING, DECORATING.

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UNDERSTANDING THE ECONOMY and HOW CEOS PLUNDER AMERICA why we may NEED GUERILLA CAPITALISM as a LIFELINE! OR BERNIE'S SOCIALISM!

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MILLENIUM JOBS ARE  SHOWING ANEMIC PAYCHECKS !! The SOLUTION? 

COTTAGE INDUSTRIES, HOW PROSPEROUS CAN WE GET WITH ONE?
Ask people who started in their garage, like Thomas Alva Edison, Henry Ford, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates.

MUDLARKS, gals who know how to find VINTAGE NOSTALGIA CHEAP, SELL IT HIGH, outta their homes, while they still push cradles!

HOBBIES, ARTISANRY that MUDLARKS can do to make MONEY!

SCENTED “BATH BOMBS”—a HOBBY, TRADE BEADS OF A SORT,  GIFTS FOR FREE? A BUSINESS?

PAINTING LIKE DUFY, PICASSO. EASY! LUCRATIVE! FUN!

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                THE GUERILLA CAPITALIST INDEX,
                master list of articles about starting an anonymous, cash generating home based biz!

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JUNK YARD GYPSIES AND OTHER HEROES OF HARD TIMES

THE TRICK is to START A COTTAGE INDUSTRY! Much EASIER than you would IMAGINE.
 YOU COULD EARN HUNDREDS but there’s a good chance it could be MILLIONS!

START A FOOD CO-OP, MAKE A MILLION YOUR FIRST YEAR OUT

RUN THE MERCANTILISM/ IMPORT EXPORT CONCEPT BY ME.

THE ARTISANY/ DESIGN/ IMPORT/ EXPORT BUSINESS! Details of same.

HEAL YERSELF (an’ yer ole Ma WHILE yer at it!) HUMAN HOLISM 101

GET TO HOLLYWOOD, WRITERS, PRODUCERS, ACTORS, DIRECTORS, VIDEO DP’s

GET YOUR GROCERIES FOR BOTTOM DOLLAR with a FOOD CO-OP

Be the HEART OF YOUR COMMUNITY! AND what’s wrong with a little café and boutique, eh?  Or a little BAZAAR FOLKLORICO WITH MARIACHIS and FOOD STALLS, and ARTISANRY BOOTHS?

LOVE BOOKS? WRITE THEM! EASIEST BIG MONEY IS THRILLERS. BUY THEM USED, STUDY THEM and DEAL THEM! They keep their value. FIND THEM ONLINE,USED at ABES. A very frugal reader's SECRETS OF BUYING ‘EM CHEAP! THE COMPLETE BOOK DEALER WEBSITE!

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THE WIT AND WISDOM, FRUGAL TEACHINGS OF ANITA SANDS, your FRUGAL GURU!

BE TOUGHER THAN THE RECESSION COMIN' AT YA!

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A POME to send to your online USED BOOK DEALER as you order a half dozen ‘dollar’ books. After he reads list of books you want, you ask him for a deal, shipping at actual cost by media mail, and a discount for the sheer amt of books you’re buying. Send it all in one email and append this ‘pome’

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I make my own freezer meals.
I make the cat eat rice
Haven't had real beef in yrs.
A burger'd be so nice 

I haven't eaten out not once
in two or three decades
unless I take a sandwich
and find some leafy glade ---

My family is embarrassed as
Mom rents a total SHACK.
They once came over for turkey
but the rats never did come back! 

I choose between a walk to store
and reading Potok and Descartes.
So I beg and implore you book man,
FORGET the HIGH shipping PART!

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BELOW THIS POINT—LADIES ONLY 

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Hello, girls. I’m a SHEILAso that means I’m a GIRL ROO. My special CLASSROOM for ladies only is the LUCK IN LOVE WEBSITE, full of tips on how to MARRY WELL. HALF the articles are for EVERY GAL, the other half are only for you who are young and BEAUTIFUL and who want to change the planet, do an Oprah or something with the billions of dollars your husband lets you use. I’m here to remind ya, girl, y’er only this gorgeous for a while, -- so get started on marrying WELL, now.  Bone up on how to get MARRIED, NOT DATED AND DUMPED! And how to marry a multi-millionaire, even a billionaire. And how to do good things for the planet with the money. Just read “HOW TO NAIL A BILLIONAIRE for a MATE 101!” and how to start an INTERNATIONAL CHARITY with your LUNCH MONEY!

Dear ANITA SANDS! LOVED the ENTIRE FRUGAL LIVING INDEX PAGE. Can you send me other indexes or archives with whole seminars in them?I hear there’s the HOW TO MARRY WELL -- LUCK IN LOVE WEBSITE, I want to see that one. I hear you also have a dynamite HOLISTIC HEALING SECRETS course, fifty files long? Could you email me that and the entire EASY PATH TO BE A MILLIONAIRE SEMINAR (How to avoid taxes, how to run a lucrative Cottage Industry, Frugal living. Frugal Gardening, Building a Farm Home, RECESSION TECH SECRETS, Urban Survival, List of all Future "THINGS TO COME, FUTURE INDEX, BEING A PREPPER, HOW TO ENTER THE BLACKMARKET and do GUERILLA CAPITALISM. I am ASTROLOGY at EARTHLINK.NET

NOTE: the LIST of 7,000 URLS ? I PUT THEM ALL ON THIS ONE URL!

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Our POSTER is ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ, Los Angeles Writer, mother of 4 and Career Astrologer. Catch up with her websites TRUTHS GOV WILL HIDE & NEVER TELL YOU, also The  FUTURE, WHAT'S COMIN' AT YA! FRUGAL LIFE STYLE TIPS,  HOW TO SURVIVE the COMING GREAT DEPRESSION, and Secrets of Nature, HOLISTIC, AFFORDABLE HEALING. Also ARTISANRY FOR EXPORT, EARN EUROS... Anita is at astrology@earthlink.net ). Get a 35$  natal horoscope "my money/future life" reading now + copy horoscope as a Gif file graphic! No smarter, more accurate DESTINY reading out there!

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