DICK CHENEY'S PURPLE PROSE spoken TO the vetty PROPER Senator LEAHY
(from VT. a New Englander), in the SENATE

What follows is a transcript of the 'argument' that occurred on the
floor of the U.S. Senate between our Vice President, Dick Cheney (CEO of
Halliburton, Inc.; until Bush chose him to be VP) and Senator Patrick Leahy.

WARNING: This contains a lot of profanity. The Vice President seems to
particularly favor the 'F' word. If you are offended...you should be.

[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]

SENATOR LEAHY: Vice President Cheney - nice to see you, sir.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: You know I don't appreciate you shining a spotlight
on my conflicts of interest with Halliburton, Senator.

SENATOR LEAHY: I'm really sorry you feel that way, Mr. Vice President.
It sounds like you feel a bit like I do when you cast aspersions on my
morality and patriotism, sir. I don't like that, either.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Fuck off.

SENATOR LEAHY: Pardon me?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: You heard me, Vermonster. (meaning vermont monster) Asshole.

SENATOR LEAHY: Mr. Vice President - these questions need to be asked. I
won't show so much backbone as to flat-out define what Halliburton did
as "war profiteering" - but between their gross overcharging of the US
Government and your sponsorship of them, it would be wise to clear the
air, don't you think?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Tell you what, Senator Fucko, let's make a deal. If
fucking Iraq starts clamoring for fucking ice cream the way it begs for
fucking electricity and fucking death, then I won't fuck you
bureaucrat-style over YOUR fucking contracts to sell $50 pints of Ben &
Jerry's Mink Dung Wheatgrass Fro-Yo to those fucking dune coons. OK?"

SENATOR LEAHY: Mr. Vice President - may I remind you that the rules
which govern the hallowed citidel of democracy in which you and I now
stand expressly forbid the use of X-rated language and-

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Look around, the Senate's not in session. If it
were, you'd see a sea of useless suits waddling around stuffed with
special fucking interest money. Think you're any better? Here... let me
write something down for you...

[Brief pause as Vice President writes something on piece of paper, has
clerk pass it to Senator who opens it.}

SENATOR LEAHY: This says "Fuck Off!"

THE VICE PRESIDENT: HA!

SENATOR LEAHY: Mr. Vice President... I'm stunned. This is the usual
combative, abusive posture you assume when asked anything legitimate
about the War in Iraq. If you're not openly hostile, then you're
secretive and libelous, calling into question patriotism and morals when
one simply disagrees with you... I was merely saying it pains me when
you suggest that my not voting to confirm the President's
ultra-right-wing, anti-Constitutional judges means I'm anti-Catholic.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Not only anti-Catholic, but anti-Christian.

SENATOR LEAHY: I'm so sorry you're having a bad day, Mr. Vice President.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Actually Senator Lady, I'm having a great day. I
shit a fucking sunbeam this morning. I'm king of the motherfucking
world. This session is adjourned...Oh, and Senator?

SENATOR LEAHY: Yes?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Do me a favor and fuck the fuck off?

[END TRANSCRIPT]
There you have it. And just in case you think I'm
making this s**t up, here's a few other sources for you:

Washington Post:

Cheney Dismisses Critic With Obscenity
Clash With Leahy About Halliburton

By Helen Dewar and Dana Milbank
Washington Post Staff Writers
Friday, June 25, 2004; Page A04

A brief argument between Vice President Cheney and a senior
Democratic senator led Cheney to utter a big-time obscenity on the
Senate floor this week.

On Tuesday, Cheney, serving in his role as president of the
Senate, appeared in the chamber for a photo session. A chance
meeting with Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (Vt.), the ranking Democrat on
the Judiciary Committee, became an argument about Cheney's ties to
Halliburton Co., an international energy services corporation, and
President Bush's judicial nominees. The exchange ended when Cheney
offered some crass advice.

"Fuck yourself," said the man who is a heartbeat from the
presidency.

Leahy's spokesman, David Carle, yesterday confirmed the brief but
fierce exchange. "The vice president seemed to be taking
personally the criticism that Senator Leahy and others have
leveled against Halliburton's sole-source contracts in Iraq,"
Carle said.

As it happens, the exchange occurred on the same day the Senate
passed legislation described as the "Defense of Decency Act" by 99
to 1.

CNN:Cheney curses senator over Halliburton criticism

Friday, June 25, 2004 Posted: 11:53 AM EDT (1553 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Typically a break from partisan warfare, this
year's Senate class photo turned smiles into snarls as Vice
President Dick Cheney reportedly used profanity toward one senior
Democrat, sources said.

Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont, who was on the receiving end of
Cheney's ire, confirmed that the vice president used profanity
during Tuesday's class photo.

A spokesman for Cheney confirmed there was a "frank exchange of
views."

Using profanity on the Senate floor while the Senate is session is
against the rules. But the Senate was technically not in session
at the time and the normal rules did not apply, a Senate official
said.

The story, which was recounted by several sources, goes like this:

Cheney, who as president of the Senate was present for the picture
day, turned to Leahy and scolded the senator over his recent
criticism of the vice president for Halliburton's alleged war
profiteering.

Cheney is the former CEO of Halliburton, and Democrats have
suggested that while serving in the Bush administration he helped
win lucrative contracts for his former firm, including a no-bid
contract to rebuild Iraq.

Cheney's office has said repeatedly that the vice president has no
role in government contracting and has severed all financial ties
with the Texas-based oil services conglomerate.

Cheney was chief executive officer of Halliburton from 1995 to
2000. He resigned when he became George Bush's running mate.

In response to Cheney, Leahy reminded Cheney that the vice
president had once accused him of being a bad Catholic, to which
Cheney replied either "f--- off" or "go f--- yourself."

NY Times:

Cheney Owns Up to Profanity Incident and Says He 'Felt Better
Afterwards'

By RICHARD W. STEVENSON

IOUX CITY, Iowa, June 25 - Vice President Dick Cheney, long
portrayed by his aides as unperturbed by partisan attacks,
admitted Friday that he "probably" cursed at a senior Democratic
senator this week, said he did not regret it and added that he
"felt better afterwards."

Then Mr. Cheney quickly reverted to type, flying here for a
tightly scripted campaign rally where he never mentioned the
incident in a speech on terrorism and the economy to an adoring
Republican crowd.

The revelation, if that is what it was, that Mr. Cheney is
comfortable with the use of four-letter words and is willing to
direct them at political opponents, was the latest in a string of
developments over the past few weeks that have put the vice
president squarely in the spotlight.

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

Frist: Cheney profanity due to election

By The Associated Press

Monday, June 28, 2004

WASHINGTON -- Majority Leader Bill Frist refused Sunday to
criticize Vice President Dick Cheney for cursing on the Senate
floor in a confrontation with a Democratic senator.

The Tennessee Republican indicated that Cheney's outburst at Sen.
Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., can be attributed to political passions
aroused by the election year. As vice president, Cheney acts as
president of the Senate, although the majority leader has more
authority over the body's operations.

On Tuesday, as Cheney and the senators gathered in the chamber for
a photograph, Leahy struck up a conversation. Cheney challenged
the senator about his frequent criticism of Halliburton Co., which
Cheney formerly headed. In response, Leahy attacked the White
House for not interceding when Leahy and other Democrats were
portrayed as prejudiced against Roman Catholics for opposing one
of President Bush's judicial nominees.

Cheney shot back the f-word. He later said he felt better after
saying it.

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