CHARLIE DOES OBAMA!
A FABULOUS FANTASY DIALOGUE written by Mr. Sheen wherein the
star of 2 1/2 men shows that HE HIMSELF adds up to TEN MEN!
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MAN DID I JUST HAVE A GREAT IDEA! LIKE --- ME AND THE PRES & I TELL HIM!
Yeah, first we hold on my face, while I say into the camera, real seriouslike...
The Day of Sept. 11, 2001, saw America hit by the worst terrorist
atrocities in the country's history, including an attack in
New York which killed almost 3,000 people when airliners
destroyed the World Trade Center.Then the narrator sez over a shot of me going up to Pennsylvania Avenue and knocking on the gate:
NARRATOR: Charlie Sheen has always been outspoken about his views on the
attacks, supporting a conspiracy theory that the U.S. government
at the time defrauded the public with its official story about
the incident.AND THEN THIS HILARIOUS MICHAEL MOORE SHOT of them sending me away, right?
Like cops all over me and fans, too, little girls with autograph books and then THE FBI hauls my
ass out of there, OK> So Now cut to me in Malibu California.
And narrator says:"The star has now written to Obama asking him to reopen the
investigation into 9/11.
The note, entitled "20 Minutes With The President," is written as
a fictional meeting with Obama, in which Sheen urges the
leader to follow through his promises of change, accountability
and government transparency by using his powers to look into
the actions of George W. Bush's previous administration.Sheen hopes the president will take note of his campaign and
grant him a meeting.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/celebrities/6609335.htmlAnd then we get this letter from the WHITE HOUSE and it invites me to come on by
And then this shot of my limo going right up the walk and thru the gate. And we cut to
me going into the OVAL OFFICE and we pull back and it's the BAMSTER AND MEAnd this title: CHARLIE MEETS THE PRES!
MY VOICE NARRATES as he shows me the Lincoln bedroom and
whatever, " I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of
the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out
promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes
given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20.
Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the
President about one of the most important events in our nations
history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion.~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Charlie Sheen Good afternoon Mr. President, thank you so much for taking
time out of your demanding schedule.President Barack Obama My pleasure, the content of your request seemed
like something I should carve out a few minutes for.CS I should point out that I voted for you, as your promises of hope and
change, transparency and accountability, as well as putting government
back into the hands of the American people, struck an
emotional chord in me that I hadnt felt in quite some time, perhaps
ever.PBO And I appreciate that Charlie. Big fan of the show, by the way.
CS Sir, I cant imagine when you might find the time to actually watch my
show given the measure of what you inherited.PBO I have it Tivod on Air Force One. Nice break from the traveling
press corps. (He glances at his watch) not to be abrupt or to rush you,
but you have 19 minutes left.CS Ill take that as an invitation to cut to the chase.
PBO Im all ears. Or so Ive been told.
CS - Sir, in the very near future we will be experiencing our first 9/11
anniversary with you as Commander in Chief.PBO Yes. A very solemn day for our Nation. A day of reflection and yet a
day of historical consciousness as well.CS Very much so sir, very much so indeed. Now; In researching your
position regarding the events of 9/11 and the subsequent investigation
that followed, am I correct to understand that you fully support and
endorse the findings of the commission report otherwise known as the
official storyPBO Do I have any reason not to Given that most of us are presumably in
touch with similar evidence.CS I really wish that were the case, sir. Are you aware, Mr. President,
of the recent stunning revelations that sixty percent of the 9/11
commissioners have publicly stated that the government agreed not to
tell the truth about 9/11 and that the Pentagon was engaged in
deliberate deception about their response to the attackPBO I am aware of certain in fighting during the course of their very
thorough and tireless investigative process.CS Mr. President, its hard to label this type of friction as in fighting
or make the irresponsible leap to thorough, when the evidence I insist
you examine regarding 6 of the 10 members are statements of fact. (At
this point one of Obamas senior aides approaches the President and
whispers into his ear. Obama glances quickly at his watch and nods as
the aide resumes his post at the doorway, directly behind me.)PBO No disrespect Mr. Sheen, but I have to ask; what is it that you seem
to be implying with the initial direction of this discussionCS I am not implying anything Mr. President. I am here to present the
facts and see what you plan to do with them.PBO - Let me guess; your facts, allegedly supporting these claims are in
the folders you brought with youCS Good guess Mr. President. (I hand the first folder of documents to
the President)CS Again sir, these are not my opinions or assumptions, this is all a
matter of public record, reported through mainstream media,
painstakingly fact checked and verified. (the President glances into the
folder I handed him)CS Youll notice sir on page one of the dossier dated August of 06 from
the Washington Post, the statements of John Farmer, senior council to
the 9/11 commission, his quote stating, I was shocked how different the
truth was from the way it was described.PBO (as he glances down at the report, almost inaudible) . um
hmm.CS He goes on to further state The [NORAD Air Defense] tapes told a
radically different story from what had been told to us and the public
for two years. (the President continues to view the documents)CS On pages two and three, sir, are the statements, as well, from
commission co-chairmen Thomas Kean and Lee Hamilton, commissioners Bob
Kerrey, Timothy Roemer and John Lehman, as well as the statements of
commissioner Max Cleland, an ex-Senator from Georgia ,who resigned,
stating: It is a national scandal. This investigation is now
compromised. One of these days we will have to get the full story
because the 9/11 issue is so important to America. But this White House
wants to cover it up. He also described President Bushs desire to delay
the process as not to damage the 04 re-election bid. They suspected
deception to the point where they considered referring the matter to the
Justice Department for criminal investigation. Mr. President, this
information alone is unequivocally grounds for a new investigation!PBO Mistakes were clearly made but we as a people and as a country need
to move forward. It is obviously in our best interest as a democratic
society to focus our efforts and our resources on the future of this
great nation and our ability to protect the American people and our
allies from this type of terrorism in the coming years.CS Sir, how can we focus on the future when THE COMMISSION ITSELF is on
record stating that they still do not know the truthPBO Even if what you state, might in some capacity, begin to approach an
open discussion or balanced debate, I cant speak for, or about the
decisions certain commission members made during an extremely difficult
period. Perhaps you should be interviewing them instead of me. Wait,
dont tell me; I was easier to track down than they wereCS - Not exactly sir, but lets be honest. Youre the President of the
United States, the leader of the free world, the buck stops with you.
9/11 has been the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our
Constitution and Bill of Rights. Your administration is reading from the
same playbook that the Bush administration foisted on America through
documented secrecy and deception.PBO Mr. Sheen, Im having a difficult time sitting here and listening to
you draw distorted parallels between the Bush/Cheney regime and mine.CS Mr. President the parallels are not distorted just because you say
they are. Lets stick to the facts. You promised to abolish the Patriot
Act and then voted to re-authorize it. You pledged to end warrantless
wire tapping against the American people and now energetically defend
it. You decried the practice of rendition and now continue it. You
promised over and over again on the campaign trail, that you would end
the practice of indefinite detention and instead, you have expanded it
to permanent detention of detainees without trial. This far exceeds the
outrages of the former administration. Call me crazy Mr. President, but
is this not your record!PBO Mr. Sheen, my staff and I authorized this interview based on your
request to discuss 9/11 and deliver some additional information youre
convinced Id not previously reviewed. Callme crazy, But it appears as
though youve blindly wandered off topic.CS Sir, the examples I just illustrated are a direct result of 9/11.
PBO And Im telling you that we must move forward, we must endure through
these dangerous and politically challenging years ahead.CS Mr. President, we cannot move forward with a bottomless warren of
unanswered questions surrounding that day and its aftermath.PBO I read the official report. Every word every page. Perhaps you
should do the same.CS I have sir, and so have thousands of family members of the victims,
and guess what; they have the same questions I do and probably a lot
more. I didnt lose a loved one on that horrific day Mr. President and
neither did you. But since then I, along with millions of other
Americans lost something we held true and dear for most of our lives in
this great country of ours; we lost our hope.PBO And Id like to believe that I am here to restore that hope. To
restore confidence in your leaders, in the system that the voting public
chose through a peaceful transfer of power. (An odd moment of silence
between us. Precious time ticking away).CS Mr. President, are you aware of the number of days it took to begin
the investigation into JFKs assassinationPBO If memory serves I believe it was two weeks. CS Close. Seventeen
days to be exact. Are you aware sir, how long it took to begin the
investigation into Pearl HarborPBO I would say again about.two weeks. CS Close again sir, eleven days
to be exact. Are you aware Mr.President how long it took to begin the investigation into 9/11
PBO I know it must have seemed like a very long time for all the
grieving families.CS It was a very long time Mr. President four hundred and forty days.
Roughly 14 months. Does it bother you Mr. President that it only took
FIVE HOURS for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld after the initial
attack to recommend and endorse a full scale offensive against IraqPBO I am not aware of any such purported claim.
CS I have the proof Mr. President, along with scores of documents and
facts Id like you to take a look at. Here. (I hand him another file much
thicker than the first)PBO I see you came prepared Charlie.
CS No other way to show up Mr. President. When in doubt over prepare I
always say. PBO Now you sound like the First Lady. CS Thats quite a
compliment sir. PBO As you wish. Please continue. CS Sir, Id like to
direct your attention to the stack of documents in the folder I just
handed you. The first in from the top is entitled Operation Northwoods,
a declassified Pentagon plan to stage terror attacks on US soil, to be
blamed on Cuba as a pretext for war.PBO And Id like to direct your attention to the fact that the principle
draftsman of this improbable blueprint was quickly denied a second term
as Joint Chiefs chairman and sent packing to a European NATO garrison.
Thank God his otherworldly ambitions never saw the light of day.CS I wouldnt be so certain about that Mr. President.
PBO I could easily say the same to you Charlie.
(the President checks his watch)CS The next document reads Declassified staged provocations. Now,
Honestly Mr. President I wish I was making this stuff up. Im certain you
are familiar with the USS Maine Incident, the sinking of the Lusitania,
which we all now know brought us into WW1, and of course the most
famous, the Gulf of Tonkin incident.PBO Of course I am familiar with these historical events and Im aware
that theres a measure of controversy surrounding them. But to be quite
frank with you, this is all ancient history.CS Mr. President, it has been often said; Those who do not know history
are doomed to repeat it. And I concede to you sir, these events are the
past.PBO A vastly different world young man, shouldering a radically
disparate state of universal affairs.CS No argument sir, Im merely inviting you to acknowledge some
credibility to the pattern or the theme. Case in point; the next
document in your folder. It was published by the think-tank,Project For
a New American Century and its entitled Rebuilding Americas Defenses,
and was written by Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush. To quote from the document
sir (the President interrupts)PBO Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings
revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some
catastrophic and catalyzing event like a new Pearl Harbor.CS Touchsir. Your thoughts on this statement Mr. President
PBO I would call this a blatant case of misjudgment fueled by an
unfortunate milieu of assumption. For some, the uninformed denial of
coincidence.CS Interesting angle sir. Nevertheless, Vice President Cheney didnt stop
there. In early 2008, Pulitzer prize winning journalist Seymour Hersh
and MSNBC, both reported that Cheney had proposed to the Pentagon an
outrageous plan to have the U.S. Navy create fake Iranian patrol boats,
to be manned by Navy Seals, who would then stage an attack on US
destroyers in the Strait of Hormuz. This event was to be blamed on Iran
and used as a pretext for war. Does any of this information worry you
Mr. President Should we just ignore it, until these realities can be
dismissed years from now by our children, as ancient history as wellPBO Of course this information worries me, yet its not nearly as
worrisome as you sitting here today suspiciously implying that 9/11 was
somehow allowed to happen or even orchestrated from the inside.CS Mr. President I am not suspiciously implying anything. I am merely
exposing the documents and asking the questions that nobody in power
will even look at or acknowledge. And as I stated earlier, I voted for
you, I believed in your message of hope and change. Mr. President I have
come to you specifically hoping for a change. A change in the perception
that our government has not yet made itself open and accountable to the
people. These are your words Mr. President not mine. The lives of
thousands were brutally cut short and those left behind to suffer their
infinite pain are with me today Mr. President. They are with me in
spirit and flesh, and the message we carry will not be silenced anymore
by media fueled mantras insisting how they are supposed to feel.
Deciding for them, for 8 long years, what can be thought, what can be
said, what can be asked.PBO And I appreciate your passion, I appreciate your conviction. In
spite of your concerns, in spite of what your data might or might not
reveal, what you and the families must understand and accept is that we
are doing everything we can to protect you.CS Mr. President , I realize were very short on time, so please allow me
to run down a list of bullet points that might illuminate some reasons
why we dont embrace the warm hug of Federal protection.PBO Weve come this far. Fire away.
CS Please keep in mind Mr. President everything Im about to say is
documented as fact and part of the public record. The information you
are holding in your hands chronicles and verifies each and every point.PBO You have five minutes left. The floor is yours. Brief me.
CS Thank you Mr. President. Okay, first; On the FBIs most wanted list
Osama Bin Laden is not charged with the crimes of 911. When I called the
FBI to ask them why this was the case, they replied: Theres not enough
evidence to link Bin Laden to the crime scene, I later discovered he had
never even been indicted by the D.O.J.CS Number 2; FBI translator Sibel Edmonds, was dismissed and gagged by
the D.O.J. after she revealed that the government had foreknowledge of
plans to attack American cities using planes as bombs as early as April
2001. In July of 09, Mrs. Edmonds broke the Federal gag order and went
public to reveal that Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda and the Taliban were all
working for and with the C.I.A. up until the day of 9/11.CS Number 3; The following is a quote from Mayor Giuliani during an
interview on 9/11 with Peter Jennings for ABC News. I went down to the
scene and we set up headquarters at 75 Barkley Street, which was right
there with the Police Commissioner, the Fire Commissioner, the Head of
Emergency Management, and we were operating out of there when we were
told that the World Trade Center was going to collapse. And it did
collapse before we could actually get out of the building, so we were
trapped in the building for 10, 15 minutes, and finally found an exit
and got out, walked north, and took a lot of people with us. WHO TOLD
HIM THIS To this day, the answer to this question remains unanswered,
completely ignored and emphatically DENIED by Mayor Giuliani on several
public occasions.CS Number 4; In April 2004, USA Today reported, In the two years before
the Sept. 11 attacks, the North American Aerospace Defense Command
conducted exercises simulating what the White House says was
unimaginable at the time: hijacked airliners used as weapons to crash
into targets and cause mass casualties. One of the targets was the World
Trade Center.CS Number 5; On September 12th 2007, CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, reported
that the mysterious white plane spotted and videotaped by multiple media
outlets, flying in restricted airspace over the White House shortly
before 10am on the morning of 9/11, was in fact the Air Forces E-4B, a
specially modified Boeing 747 with a communications pod behind the
cockpit; otherwise known as The Doomsday Plane. Though fully aware of
the event, the 9/11 Commission did not deem the appearance of the
military plane to be of any interest and did not include it in the final
9/11 Commission report.CS Number 6; Three F-16s assigned to Andrews Air Force Base, ten miles
from Washington, DC, are conducting training exercises in North Carolina
207 miles away as the first plane crashes into the WTC. Even at
significantly less than their top speed of 1500 mph, they could still
have defended the skies over Washington well before 9am, more than 37
minutes before Flight 77 crashes into the Pentagon, however, they did
not return until after 9:55am. Andrews AFB had no armed fighters on
alert and ready to take off on the morning of 9/11.CS Number 7; WTC Building 7. Watch the video of its collapse.
CS Number 8; Flight 93 is fourth plane to crash on 9/11 at 10:03am. V.P.
Cheney only gives shoot down order at 10:10-10:20am and this is not
communicated to NORAD until 28 minutes after Flight 93 has crashed.
Fueling further suspicion on this front is the fact that three months
before the attacks of 9/11, Dick Cheney usurped control of NORAD, and
therefore he, and no one else on planet Earth, had the power to call for
military sorties on the hijacked airliners on 9/11. He did not exercise
that power. Three months after 9/11, he relinquished command of NORAD
and returned it to military operation.CS Number 9; Scores of main stream news outlets reported that the F.B.I.
conducted an investigation of at least FIVE of the 9/11 hijackers being
trained at U.S. military flight schools. Those investigations are now
sealed and need to be declassified.CS Number 10; In 2004, New York firefighters Mike Bellone and Nicholas
DeMasi went public to say they had found the black boxes at the World
Trade Center, but were told to keep their mouths shut by FBI agents.
Nicholas DeMasi said that he escorted federal agents on an all-terrain
vehicle in October 2001 and helped them locate the devices, a story
backed up by rescue volunteer Mike Bellone. As the Philadelphia Daily
News reported at the time, Their story raises the question of whether
there was a some type of cover-up at Ground Zero.CS Number 11 Hundreds of eye witnesses including first responders, fire
captains, news reporters, and police, all described multiple explosions
in both towers before and during the collapse.CS Number 12; An astounding video uncovered from the archives shows BBC
News correspondent Jane Standley reporting on the collapse of WTC
Building 7 over twenty minutes before it fell at 5:20pm on the afternoon
of 9/11. Tapes from earlier BBC broadcasts show news anchors discussing
the collapse of WTC 7 a full 26 minutes in advance. The BBC at first
claimed that their tapes from 9/11 had been lost before admitting that
they made the error of reporting the collapse of WTC 7 before it
happened without adequately explaining how they could have obtained
advance knowledge of the event. In addition, over an hour before the
collapse of WTC 7, at 4:10pm, CNNs Aaron Brown reported that the
building has either collapsed, or is collapsing.CS Number 13; Solicitor General Ted Olsons claim that his wife Barbara
Olsen called him twice from Flight 77, describing hijackers with box
cutters, was a central plank of the official 9/11 story. However, the
credibility of the story was completely undermined after Olsen kept
changing his story about whether his wife used her cell phone or the
airplane phone. The technology to enable cell phone calls from
high-altitude airline flights was not created until 2004. American
Airlines confirmed that Flight 77 was a Boeing 757 and that this plane
did not have airplane phones on board. According to the FBI, Barbara
Olsen attempted to call her husband only once and the call failed to
connect, therefore Olsen must have been lying when he claimed he had
spoken to his wife from Flight 77.CS Number 14; The size of a Boeing 757 is approximately 125ft in width
and yet images of the impact zone at the Pentagon supposedly caused by
the crash merely show a hole no more than 16ft in diameter. The engines
of the 757 would have punctured a hole bigger than this, never mind the
whole plane. Images before the partial collapse of the impact zone show
little real impact damage and a sparse debris field completely
inconsistent with the crash of a large jetliner, especially when
contrasted with other images showing airplane crashes into buildings.CS Number 15; What is the meaning behind the following quote attributed
to Dick Cheney which came to light during the 9/11 Commission hearings
The passage is taken from testimony given by then Secretary of
Transportation Norman Mineta. During the time that the airplane was
coming in to the Pentagon, there was a young man who would come in and
say to the Vice President, SIR: The plane is 50 miles out. The plane is 30 miles out.
And when it got down to the plane is 10 miles out, the young man also said to the Vice
President, Do the orders still stand And the Vice President turned and
whipped his neck around and said, Of course the orders still stand. Have
you heard anything to the contrary As the plane was not shot down, in
addition to the fact that armed fighter jets were nowhere near the plane
and the Pentagon defensive system was not activated, are we to take it
that the orders were to let the plane find its targetCS Number 16; In May 2003, the Miami Herald reported how the Bush
administration was refusing to release a 900-page congressional report
on 9/11 because it wanted to avoid enshrining embarrassing details in
the report, particularly regarding pre-9/11 warnings as well as the fact
that the hijackers were trained at U.S. flight schools.CS Number 17; Top Pentagon officials cancelled their scheduled flights
for September 11th on September 10th. San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown,
following a security warning, cancelled a flight into New York that was
scheduled for the morning of 9/11.CS Number 18; The technology to enable cell phone calls from
high-altitude airline flights was not created until 2004, and even by
that point it was only in the trial phase. Calls from cell phones which
formed an integral part of the official government version of events
were technologically impossible at the time.CS Number 19: On April 29, 2004, President Bush and V.P. Cheney would
only meet with the commission under specific clandestine conditions.
They insisted on testifying together and not under oath. They also
demanded that their testimony be treated as a matter of state secret. To
date, nothing they spoke of that day exists in the public domain.CS And finally Mr. President Number 20; A few days after the attack,
several newspapers as well as the FBI reported that a paper passport had
been found in the ruins of the WTC. In August 2004, CNN reported that
9/11 hijacker Ziad Jarrahs visa was found in the remains of Flight 93
which went down in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. At least a third of the
WTC victims bodies were vaporized and many of the victims of the
Pentagon incident were burned beyond recognition. And yet visas and
paper passports which identify the perpetrators and back up the official
version of events miraculously survive explosions and fires that we are
told melted steel buildings. (The Senior aide appears again beside the
President whispering in his ear. He then quickly moves off).PBO Well Charlie I cant say this hasnt been interesting. As I said
earlier youve showed up today focused and organized. Regardless how I
feel about the material youve presented, I must commend your dedication
and zeal. However, our time here is up. (the President rises from his
chair , I do the same). CS Mr. President! One more second! (The
President starts towards the door I follow him quickly step for step).CS Mr. President, I implore you based on the evidence you now possess,
to use your Executive Power. Prove to us all Sir, that you do, in fact,
care. Create a truly comprehensive and open Congressional investigation
of 9/11 and its aftermath. The families deserve the truth, the American
people and the rest of the free world deserve the truth. Mr. President -
(He pauses. We shake hands).CS Make sure youre on the right side of history. (The President breaks
the handshake).PBO I am on the right side of history. Thank you Charlie, my staff and I
will be in touch. (I watch as he strides gracefully out of the room, the
truth I provided him held firmly by his side; in the hand of
providence.)Authors Note: What you have just read didnt actually happen yet. This is
an open letter to the President requesting a new investigation. Charlie
Sheen. Charlie Sheen is going to be on Alex Jones syndicated radio show
live twice this week. This letter to the President is only the opening
salvo in a chain of key events. Read more details here and tune in at
11am CST when Alex will lay out this exciting new development. Sheen
first appeared on The Alex Jones Show in March 2006 to air his doubts
about the official 9/11 story, an interview that garnered national
attention and put the issue of 9/11 truth at the forefront of public
debate.from http://www.prisonplanet.com/20_minutes_bibliography.html
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