Official 9/11 Fairy Tale
ALI BABA & the 19 GOBLINS
Posted on September 11, 2011

And then boys and girls, the evil Wizard barely touched
the King's palace with his evil wand and craaa-ck, down it went!

The Official Version of 9/11 reads like a fairy tale & goes something like this

Once upon a time, there was a very evil wizard living in a cave high in the mountains of Hell-on-Earth. He was a full-lipped beardy-guy with a Christ like visage but somehow his inner ugliness did not make it to his face. his wizard SOUL was burning with the desire to see all the nice hard working prosperous people of the Golden Kingdom of America -- unhappy. So he trained nineteen creepy little black haired goblins in the art of Hell fire. So that hell fire could be carried in a tiny little flask in each evil hand.

These goblins were reputed to be hard-drinking, coke-snorting fellows which is at odds with & goes against the fact that they were devout Muslims ---a club which does NOT eat pork, drink or fornicate but then, they'd been very indoctrinated by the beardy guy so these are such nasty little goblins that they  enjoy lap dances the night before their mission to meet Allah. According to witnesses in various night clubs, that is.

The next day, using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes And hangover or not, they manage to give the world’s most sophisticated air defense system the slip

Unphased by leaving their “How to Fly a Passenger Jet” guide in the car
at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct
hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely  Immediately.

The wizard's masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two
and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall
symmetrically – through their own mass – at free-fall speed, for the
first time in history.

Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity
away by using explosion-proof passports, which survive the fireball
undamaged and fall to the ground only to be discovered by the
incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI

Meanwhile back at the ranch ....down in Washington

Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets
carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds
incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing

Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the
Pentagon, he decides to show off a little

Executing an incredible 270 degree downward spiral, he levels off to hit
the low facade of the world’s most heavily defended building

all without a single shot being fired . or ruining the nicely mowed
lawn and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video

Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania

So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers
use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls that otherwise would not be
possible until several years later

And following a heroic attempt by some to retake control of Flight 93, it
crashes into a Shankesville field leaving no trace of engines, fuselage or
occupants except for the standard issue Muslim terrorists bandana

Further south in Florida

President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief continues to read “My Pet
Goat” to a class full of primary school children shrugging off the
obvious possibility that his life could be in imminent danger  The book is upside
down but he's too rattled and blind hungover to see it. So it's just a photo opp.

In New York

World Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own
foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attack only six
weeks previously

While back in Washington, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul
Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting
the ‘New Pearl Harbor’ catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their
agenda of world domination and exactly 3 1/2 weeks later, they invade
AFGHANISTAN (Oct 7, 2001,) to get the OIL PIPELINE in, and start
MINING THOSE MINERALS.

And finally, not to be disturbed too much by reports of their own
deaths, at least seven of our nineteen suicide hijackers turn up alive
and kicking in mainstream media reports later.

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