JUST CUZ AMERICA CAN STEAL FROM POOR PEOPLE in 3RD WORLD DOES NOT MEAN WE SHOULD !
TIME TO END THE NAZI FASCIST KILLER COWBOY COLONIALISM STYLE OF WASH DC
WE AS ACTIVISTS MUST GET OUR CEOS AND POLS into a TEN STEP PROGRAM where they VOW to quit toppling democratically elected men from thrones and buying or killing peasants abroad and STOP STEALING from emerging nations or hiring slaves there for bottom dollar. We suggest each CEO of a billion dollar CORP or BANK and each MEMBER OF CONGRESS AND SENATE write a letter to a THIRD WORLD DAILY NEWSPAPER addressed to the citizens and local officials saying NAY... VOWING:
"Dear THIRD WORLD: FORGIVE us for using your workers at penny an hour salaries. Forgive us for assassinating your union leaders, getting your GOVERNMENTS into mega debt they could never pay back except by being our flunkies for life. And then forgive us for secretly creating civil wars and shooting up your activist villagers in the crowd melee. We promise; we won't do it anymore."
GREAT IDEA! PROBLEM IS, this is the letter they will really write:
DEAR STARVING PEASANTS. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP the TRANSNATIONAL COPORATIONS OF THE FIRST WORLD as we are IN A DEEPENING CRISIS!" This is an appeal to third world citizens everywhere. GIVE US THE RESOURCES, CHEAP LABOR & PROFITS! Fork over the buckolas!Even as you read this, Governments and banks, Wall Street corporate executives all over the world are having to cope with a bit of a crisis. Our frigging naggy, leftist activists won't let us do the ENRON thing anymore. Dozens us were caught with our fist way up the stockholders' butts. Some serious whoops, there. A lotta red faces. We tried to explain. We corporations need to produce profit every year, otherwise we will die.You tell me you wouldn't try Enron tricks if your transnational corporation were biting the dust!
BUT ----Working off the UK/ USA and their friendly agencies, we have so far managed to stave off this crisis, by posing as helpers building large infrastructure projects like dams, in the third world and then by selling your own water back to you (at a million percent profit,) but that got old fast as it got a lot of Venezuela type countries real pissed. We are the only idiots that trick WORKS ON!
Naturally the WATER CORPS demanded that the CIA get rid of these Fiendish Fidelitos and they're working on tumbling the Monkey but then our own liberals get on our asses. Like 'how dare you bomb the harbors of Nicaragua' and pathetic Liberal stuff like that. (Every boat coming in with merchandise got blown up, but that's our CIA, earning their secret cover funding with innovative, dirty tricks.) More recently OUR SPIES are moving into Eastern Europe too, the Stans, Turkistahn, etc, so you can see we are getting desperate.Who in the frig goes to Eastern Europe if he can help it? OUR OIL BARQUES IS WHO!
So, the idea is, WE REALLY FAVOR YOU, CARISSIMA THIRD WORLD, so HERE's HOW YOU CAN HELP:
We realise that you don't have much money (we made sure of that when we sent in the LOAN ARRANGERS), you know, the guys who waved billions of tax dollars under the despot's nose, he banked it in Switzerland and you bozos had to pay it back over fifty years, which you of course couldn't do. You're still working on the interest on the interest. And that drove you peons into massive inflation. Bolivia had 10,000% inflation one year! Then you got your resources plucked while we invaded, colonized with impunity, hired a few of you at our factories, giving the whole country rampant inflation. You know the usual rape, plunder and pillage, but THAT ALSO got old fast as the Loan Arrangers did a whistleblow thing, wrote BOOKS fergawdsakes! and then the American liberals studk their noses in a book got onto us and started making a helluva stink. Just like they're rattling the bars on the NAFTA GATT agreements that let us roam the Savannah like predatory tigers.
So we gotta mutate like any virus does, and figure out a new scam. We think we got it. What we need from you is your land, so we can grow our meat on it or build things on it. We sent in our front men. Ted Turner bout a million acres in Patagonia. Paraguay suited George Bush, --a million acrse for him, too. See, the kid aint' so dumb after all.
Nobody made a murmur and that was hopeful. So fork over the land please. This small sacrifice could make a big difference to the lives of thousands of overstressed executives and shareholders around the world, and could prevent a recurrence of the mass suicides seen during the financial crashes of 29 not to mention the ones in the seventies and eighties. Help us keep the sidewalks of New York Safe to walk on. Every little helps, so even if you only have a tiny small holding, you can be part of the solution.
HOW IT WORKS
Many political activists in both the west and the third world say that these big infrastructure projects are useless. This is not true. We need dams so we can build roads going to the dams. We need roads so we can make super quarries to get the road-building materials. We need super-quarries so we can build roads to the super-quarries, and open up forests to timber extraction. We need timber extraction so we can build logging roads, and we need logging roads so we can open up remote areas to make way for the bigger roads we need to build dams. And last we need your minerals, gold, uranium, tin, copper. We have a shopping list.
We realize this is all a bit complicated for a bunch of ignorant darkies to understand, so to help you, we have devised a plan called 'forced relocation', in which you get to move without having to worry about all the details.
COMING SOON TO A VILLAGE NEAR YOU
Yes, forced relocation is probably happening near you already. As we have this NEAT CIVIL WAR going which is making you evacuate those metal-rich lands to go stress EUROPE. If not, don't worry, it will soon. But why wait? You can get involved right now, by moving in with some people about to be relocated, and joining in with their customary 'protest'.
Then we get to move you now, thus saving us the bother
later. If you don't know the address of your nearest forced re-location, our friends the WWF (World Wide Fund for Nature) will probably be able to help, as they are usually overseeing the set up of our greenwash 'nature reserves' in the areas, and may even be re-locating tribes-people from a reserve. Watch out for people planning serious insurrection or revolution though. They could jeopardise the whole first world aid project, so report them to your local government or compliant NGO office immediately. THANK YOU for being so forgiving, I sign myself, 'getting too damn near poor for one who's been fat and rich too long"
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